Polish Jokes
01-17-2006, 11:32 AM
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Polish Jokes
We've got a ton of pollocks in my area and they are my favorite people to make fun of. In fact the only reason the US got the blacks and we got the polish is becasue they got first pick!
Anyways, if you have a good polish joke, I'd love to hear it.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
-Becasue they couldn't find three wise-men and a virgin!
Why does the new polish navy have glass bottom boats?
-so they can see the old polish navy!
Anyways, if you have a good polish joke, I'd love to hear it.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
-Becasue they couldn't find three wise-men and a virgin!
Why does the new polish navy have glass bottom boats?
-so they can see the old polish navy!
01-17-2006, 12:17 PM
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Re: Polish Jokes
There is a ton of fuking polish people here in nebraska with me. They really ARE retarded too, everyone of them is fuking stupid i used to work with like 20 of them and what i am about to share are ALL TRUE ILLISTRATIONS of how dumb them are. These are all things that have been said to me.
We were at work in the shop and a pickup truck was blocking the wash bay so my polock co-worker told me to "Back the truck up foward" I said huh??? he then repeated himself in a tone infering my stupidity "Back the truck up foward!" He exclaimed as if i were the retarded one. I said man i don't understand a thing ur saying just point where you want the truck and i'll put it there.
On another seperate occasion i came back in the shop to see 2 of my poloc co-workers working on one of there personal vehicles so ofcourse i had to ask "what's wronf with ur truck?" My question is answered with this response. "Not running right i think the DES-DUB-BUTER(meaning distributor) is fuked up" then the other polok helping jumps in whit this response "no, dim *** DES-DUB-BUTER is fine it just not firing an all 8 SEA-LAND-ERRRS(really meaning cylinders) In complete amazement at their lack of vocobulary i turned and walked back up front to my office.
We were at work in the shop and a pickup truck was blocking the wash bay so my polock co-worker told me to "Back the truck up foward" I said huh??? he then repeated himself in a tone infering my stupidity "Back the truck up foward!" He exclaimed as if i were the retarded one. I said man i don't understand a thing ur saying just point where you want the truck and i'll put it there.
On another seperate occasion i came back in the shop to see 2 of my poloc co-workers working on one of there personal vehicles so ofcourse i had to ask "what's wronf with ur truck?" My question is answered with this response. "Not running right i think the DES-DUB-BUTER(meaning distributor) is fuked up" then the other polok helping jumps in whit this response "no, dim *** DES-DUB-BUTER is fine it just not firing an all 8 SEA-LAND-ERRRS(really meaning cylinders) In complete amazement at their lack of vocobulary i turned and walked back up front to my office.
too funny 
11-26-2008, 06:04 AM
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Re: Polish Jokes
There is a ton of fuking polish people here in nebraska with me. They really ARE retarded too, everyone of them is fuking stupid i used to work with like 20 of them and what i am about to share are ALL TRUE ILLISTRATIONS of how dumb them are. These are all things that have been said to me.
We were at work in the shop and a pickup truck was blocking the wash bay so my polock co-worker told me to "Back the truck up foward" I said huh??? he then repeated himself in a tone infering my stupidity "Back the truck up foward!" He exclaimed as if i were the retarded one. I said man i don't understand a thing ur saying just point where you want the truck and i'll put it there.
On another seperate occasion i came back in the shop to see 2 of my poloc co-workers working on one of there personal vehicles so ofcourse i had to ask "what's wronf with ur truck?" My question is answered with this response. "Not running right i think the DES-DUB-BUTER(meaning distributor) is fuked up" then the other polok helping jumps in whit this response "no, dim *** DES-DUB-BUTER is fine it just not firing an all 8 SEA-LAND-ERRRS(really meaning cylinders) In complete amazement at their lack of vocobulary i turned and walked back up front to my office.
We were at work in the shop and a pickup truck was blocking the wash bay so my polock co-worker told me to "Back the truck up foward" I said huh??? he then repeated himself in a tone infering my stupidity "Back the truck up foward!" He exclaimed as if i were the retarded one. I said man i don't understand a thing ur saying just point where you want the truck and i'll put it there.
On another seperate occasion i came back in the shop to see 2 of my poloc co-workers working on one of there personal vehicles so ofcourse i had to ask "what's wronf with ur truck?" My question is answered with this response. "Not running right i think the DES-DUB-BUTER(meaning distributor) is fuked up" then the other polok helping jumps in whit this response "no, dim *** DES-DUB-BUTER is fine it just not firing an all 8 SEA-LAND-ERRRS(really meaning cylinders) In complete amazement at their lack of vocobulary i turned and walked back up front to my office.
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