Men's Rules for Women The Male Rules >> >>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the >>rules from the male side. These are their rules! Please note ... >>these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! >> >>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, >>put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us >>complaining about you leaving it down. >> >>1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see >>if we can find the perfect present yet again! >> >>1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. >> >>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the >>tides. Let it be. >> >>1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive >>than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married >>is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're >>stuck with her. >> >>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of >>it that way. >> >>1. Crying is blackmail. >> >>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints >>do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! >>Just say it! >> >>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the >>calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. >> >>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think >>we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look >>good with your dress? >> >>1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. >> >>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. >>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. >> >>1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. >> >>1. Check your oil! Please. >> >>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In >>fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. >> >>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We >>refuse to answer. >> >>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the >>ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. >> >>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it >>done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it >>yourself. >> >> >>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. >> >>1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. >> >>1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two >>months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your >>girlfriends. >> >> >>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. >>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a >>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. >> >>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. >> >>1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of >>mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. >> >>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like >>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth >>the hassle. >> >>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an >>answer you don't want to hear. >> >>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. >> >>Really. >> >> >>1. You have enough clothes. >> >>1. You have too many shoes. >> >>1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz >>together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. >> >>1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the >>couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's >>like camping. |
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that sounds like something my boyfriend would say!!!! |
i am giving a copy of that to evry girl i date from now on...LOL:twofinger |
That is awsome!!! It's like every guys manuel..........:laughing |
That is awsome!!! It's like very guys manuel..........:laughing |
OMG funny stuff.....quick take it down before the guys catch on.....:twofinger |
Re: Men's Rules for Women :lol :lol :lol |
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