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RocSteady 11-07-2007 05:07 PM

Riding or Sex
 
If you had to give up one forever, which would you choose?

numberTWO 11-07-2007 05:20 PM

Re: Riding or Sex
 
umm didn't even have to think about it...i'd give up riding in a second.

TheRomanSF415x 11-07-2007 05:21 PM

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unless it was wifey wtih kids that gave me that ultimatum, i'd tell her to kick rocks.

and if it was wifey with kids. i'd still ride on the under, i'd just keep my bike at a buddies house with gear.

sdfkillz 11-07-2007 05:30 PM

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id give up sex fer sure, i like jerkin it better anyway.

motopsycho231 11-07-2007 05:32 PM

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riding

steelhead1 11-07-2007 05:42 PM

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ridin fo sho!!!!

righthooks 11-07-2007 05:46 PM

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That's a tuff one

Guru 11-07-2007 05:57 PM

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i wont still be riding when im 60 but i will still be boning!!!!! unless they make a stunting pill like viagra!!!! :LOL

Halfrican 11-07-2007 06:07 PM

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id stick with riding, cause with my cat doesnt count right........i mean its my cat! :shruggs

NYstunter636 11-07-2007 06:22 PM

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[quote=Halfrican;3011823]id stick with riding, cause with my cat doesnt count right........i mean its my cat! :shruggs[/quote]

....i give up sex for riding consistantly.....and im glad to know im not the only one who has sex with there cat....:shruggs

RocSteady 11-07-2007 06:25 PM

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LOL....


What about fish? Do they count?

hazemabdulrab 11-07-2007 06:26 PM

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i give up riding because sex is a natural need of man.............man has three neeeds water,food,sex............ppl would give up money and fame for love and sex..........im an 18 year old version im pure until i get married people may laugh at me but i say when i get married im gonna tear that pussy up..........thats why i want a bike so bad because i can focus on something i like..

hazemabdulrab 11-07-2007 06:26 PM

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donkeys all the way

Halfrican 11-07-2007 06:30 PM

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donkeys are sloppy atleast a cat will clean itself then you! :YEAH

DerekMey 11-07-2007 06:32 PM

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Please don't put dillemas like this in my head. Now i'm fucked up thinking this situation is possible. My ex girl of like 3 days i broke up with cuz she was scared of me dying and kept acting sketchy, and wanted me to quit stunting and the guns and shit for her. So now she's an ex........like all the other ones, because one rule of man. No matter how many you get rid of, there's always another one to fuck.

Napalm_Stunna 11-07-2007 06:33 PM

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[quote=Halfrican;3011847]donkeys are sloppy atleast a cat will clean itself then you! :YEAH[/quote]

this s true

RocSteady 11-07-2007 06:33 PM

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[quote=hazemabdulrab;3011841]when i get married im gonna tear that pussy up........[/quote]



:LOL

Are you fat? Do you stunt at all? Stunting is a gateway to poonanny, its almost automatic... and if any 18 year old is presented with the opportunity to get some there is NO WAY he can turn it down :cheers

DURTY 11-07-2007 06:33 PM

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[QUOTE=hazemabdulrab;3011841]im an 18 year old version im pure until i get married people may laugh at me but i say when i get married im gonna tear that pussy up..........thats why i want a bike so bad because i can focus on something i like..[/QUOTE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3iNxr2bhk[/YOUTUBE]

wat a fag u are!!!!

xluisx 11-07-2007 06:34 PM

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[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=3]I'll give up sex for a damn ducati black1098's + a nice cat!![/SIZE][/FONT]

aw0n0 11-07-2007 06:38 PM

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if you give up sex you can still get blowjobs and jerk off...if you give up riding theres really no close alternative. id give up sex!

RocSteady 11-07-2007 06:42 PM

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Haha you gotta point. Has anyone seen the vagina tank from adrenalin crew? Its a plastic pussy that goes on the tank so when you sit on the bike your dick can go straight in LOL give up sex and get one of those :YEAH

GUPJAY 11-07-2007 06:43 PM

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my girl will be sucking alot!!!!!

Righteous 1 11-07-2007 07:26 PM

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[quote=aw0n0;3011863]if you give up sex you can still get blowjobs and jerk off...if you give up riding theres really no close alternative. id give up sex![/quote]

+1, a good BJ can be better than most sex.......Ride for life!

Josh Faught 11-07-2007 07:28 PM

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But the real qeustion is would you make out with your MOM for a million dollas????????

got_ink123 11-07-2007 07:34 PM

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[quote=hazemabdulrab;3011841]i give up riding because sex is a natural need of man.............man has three neeeds water,food,sex............ppl would give up money and fame for love and sex..........im an 18 year old version im pure until i get married people may laugh at me but i say when i get married im gonna tear that pussy up..........thats why i want a bike so bad because i can focus on something i like..[/quote]

Correction.... water, wheelies, sex and food i believe is the order...

Crash Nash 11-07-2007 07:36 PM

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does that include fucking a girl in the ass

sdfkillz 11-07-2007 07:36 PM

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[QUOTE=PODIZZLE;3011922]But the real qeustion is would you make out with your MOM for a million dollas????????[/QUOTE]

no question.

got_ink123 11-07-2007 07:37 PM

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[quote=DerekMey;3011849]My ex girl of like 3 days i broke up with cuz she was scared of me dying and kept acting sketchy, and wanted me to quit stunting and the guns and shit for her. [/quote]

man... i'm having that problem with my fioncee right now... no more tattoos, no more guns, no more stunts..... i tried squeezing some in... but all i did was get another tattoo and now have no chance of getting a new stunt bike.... but it's going on 4 years... don't want to throw it out that fast... so ill just ride alone out to the parking lot for now :) and private my you tube account lol. how do you explain to a woman that the chance of dying on a stunt bike is extremely slim to none, at a maximum of 10mph.... I guess there's always stunting jetski's maybe? i dunno

MikeM 11-07-2007 07:37 PM

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does "riding" include dirt bikes or just streetbikes/stunting?

Josh Faught 11-07-2007 07:38 PM

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[QUOTE=sdfkillz;3011931]no question.[/QUOTE]

Me to im in its more like what wouldnt i do for a million....Id make out with my dad for that kinda cash :YEAH :LOL :LOL

OverRatedRiderz 11-07-2007 07:49 PM

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would u eat a piece of shit on a fat chicks crusty molded pussy becuz her cunt hasnt ever seen the light of day..? for a million..??and for teh real question..id give up sex...a bike cant get loose...an quef haha

RocSteady 11-07-2007 07:52 PM

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Ok ok ok...

Seriously...

Would you assfuck your dad until you came for a million dollars?

Josh Faught 11-07-2007 07:54 PM

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yes for the crusty fat vag im in......And for the dad a million dollars isnt that much someone would have to step it up a little bit lol

UpNgone 11-07-2007 07:54 PM

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Give up nothin im no quiter

got_ink123 11-07-2007 07:58 PM

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[quote=sdfkillz;3011931]no question.[/quote]

damnnnn dude thats fucked up.. for a million dollars.....


....count me in.

:LOL

hazemabdulrab 11-07-2007 07:58 PM

Re: Riding or Sex
 
opp[quote=RocSteady;3011853]:LOL

Are you fat? Do you stunt at all? Stunting is a gateway to poonanny, its almost automatic... and if any 18 year old is presented with the opportunity to get some there is NO WAY he can turn it down :cheers[/quote]


fuck no im the opposite of that............is not that i cant get pussy its just i have to stay pure until i get married............pure for pure , unpure for unpure

hazemabdulrab 11-07-2007 07:59 PM

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[quote=got_ink123;3011928]Correction.... water, wheelies, sex and food i believe is the order...[/quote]

oh shit ur right sorry......its actually wheelies first

got_ink123 11-07-2007 08:01 PM

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[quote=OverRatedRiderz;3011946]...a bike cant get loose...an quef haha[/quote]

i dunno man the ex500 is a quef with handlebars

hazemabdulrab 11-07-2007 08:02 PM

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[quote=DURTY;3011854]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3iNxr2bhk

wat a fag u are!!!![/quote]


im a fag thats not what ur mom said......oh wait im supposed to be a version.......i directed the 40 year old version

Josh Faught 11-07-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Riding or Sex
 
[QUOTE=RocSteady;3011853]:LOL

Are you fat? Do you stunt at all? Stunting is a gateway to poonanny, its almost automatic... and if any 18 year old is presented with the opportunity to get some there is NO WAY he can turn it down :cheers[/QUOTE]

Ya not down here in TX its the opposite if you dont have a 4x4 jacked up on swampers with big ass grill guards you arent pickin up girls unless you have lots of GAME..... atleast i have something cause my dually is two wheel drive with street tires :LOL


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