bumber stickers we'd like to see
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
GUYS...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be ONE!! 
Try not to let your mind wander...It is toooooo small and fragile to be out by itself
Some people just don't know how do drive...I call these people "Everybody but me."
Try not to let your mind wander...It is toooooo small and fragile to be out by itself
Some people just don't know how do drive...I call these people "Everybody but me."
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Not quite bumber stickers, but they're funny...
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Originally Posted by moemoe
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!!
WELCOME TO AMERICA...NOW SPEAK ENGLISH
WELCOME TO AMERICA...NOW SPEAK ENGLISH
thats a good one... im just a rider that is new to stuntlife and just thought i'd check out the vertical mischief area
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Originally Posted by buellman81
thats a good one... im just a rider that is new to stuntlife and just thought i'd check out the vertical mischief area
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Originally Posted by moemoe
heart attacks....god's revenge for eating his animal friends
sex@myplace.now
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Originally Posted by buellman81
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
Originally Posted by BlinginR6
"women shouldnt get spelling lessons from Neal"
its BUMPER ladies NOT BUMBER!
its BUMPER ladies NOT BUMBER!
my bad...hooked on phonics didnt work for me
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Re: bumber stickers we'd like to see
my dad had the "welcome to americal now speak english" it got ripped off.
now hes got one thats sez "go back home we have enough weirdo's here already" wit uncle same on it:D
now hes got one thats sez "go back home we have enough weirdo's here already" wit uncle same on it:D
