if it smells like pee then its taint was to close!

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12-31-2003, 04:47 PM

SLAMD

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if it smells like pee then its taint was to close!

once apon a time there was turd named billy.billy was just a dingle berry and use to get pick on by all the bigger turds,till one day billy was walking through the Shhit Forrest and came across a Shananagan Hoolie(a witch doctor that could ride the f****ing shhit out of anything).the Shan Hoo(for you laimen, is short for Shananagan Hoolie)took billy to its palace and began to butt rape him.right before the Shan Hoo was about to finish, billy began to chant "whats love got to do with it,whats love got to do with it"!well that special chant made the ***** of the Shan Hoo harden.well harden it did. it harden so hard that billy clinched and snapped it off! well low and be hold,that was were the Shan Hoo held all its powers.well now that billy had all the Shan Hoo's power stuck in his ***, billy got the power!billy banished the Shan Hoo to the deepest relm of urin lake to never be seen again!well with the Shan Hoo banished billy went back to the village he came from to show all the bigger turd what he had done.as billy entered the village they greeted him with open arms,except for one ,and he was perched high on top of the highest building with a high powered rifle.the sniper put one bullet in billy's chest and one behind his ear.billy laid bleeding to death with his head ventilated.

whats the moral of the story?.......................

cough syrup,donuts,and heart medication dont mix!