hows that thing so minty????

 

i would guess that somebody took good care of it....

 

the murdered out van in the background is known as the "black pearl".....it's pretty much the new hotness in the midwest.

 

Ryan and ur junk

 

Thats a damn clean bike man.

 

what ****** rock crawl out from under???

 

??????????

Don't worry Kneel. I got it

Please insert "did you" between rock and crawl.

 

Neal types like Sarah Palin speaks........................retarded

 

lol.. that was damn funny!

 

Yeah but Neal doesn't look as good in a skirt...

 

horn rimmed glasses and a banana clip, and you'd be surprised.

 

neal dresses just fine

 

Is "just fine" some kinda code for "like a down syndrome gangster"?

 

I want to put a pearly "map of Hawaii" on the Black Pearl.

 

this is Shawny Dryhump..... From a long hard night.
Oh ****, oh ****, oooh ****
and here I go
Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said "Give it to me or else ill
kill your mom"
im so glad I did it cuz baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin *******, oooaaah **** yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)
I love it when my boyfriend licks it
up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give
me that meat you little bitch)
oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat)
Says who.
Little ***** ?? Couldnt make it today.
So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey!
?? a little bitch,
well hes my little stallion we have naked
battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the *******.
Ooh ****, oh me, oh my!
remember when that ****** squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My ******* bled all over your favorite underwear.
Haha he haha ho
god damnit, **** could I go for a blow!
I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda
put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream louda.
Will do
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
drop your pants and slap that ***
**** sex, yes please!
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
And again y'all
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, get it boys slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now,
Get it (for me) , slap it (for me), spank
it (for me dawg) , grease it up
Get it. Get it boy
Hey, hey yall ****** better step back
alrite , this is chris-a-licious up
in this house (get it boy)
this house!(You get that boy) Holla!
so step the **** back cuz yall ****** are wack (Booyah!)
Im not gay but my boyfriend is.
Hes a buff *** ****** with sum tasty *** jizz.
I like you sweet ***, rub it on my face,
and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste.
A nasty ***** with **** on my mind.
I'll impress you with my dancing then
ill sneak up from behind.
Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back.
cuz all you girls vaginas are crazy smelly wack.
So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up.
Cuz baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say,
when I say, "I wanna ****!"
My rod of pleasure will probe your insides.
I'll rob you of your dignity but you wont run and hide.
So come inside, take a suckle of my forest,
or step back hetero and make room for the chorus.
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
grease it up, grease that **** up you silly bitch.
You better give me that fat ****. Aaahhh

 

That'll make somebody buy this ******* bike, i'm sure.

 

no , its like code for (2 thumbs up and a snappp). just a way to put it so others gaydarr don't go off!!!!