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Old 01-04-2008, 12:27 PM
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"Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
So Ryan joins us to watch my son's basketball game and afterwards we are standing in the hallway waiting for my son and this lil boy no older than 6 comes up and asks Ryan...

"Hey Mr.......what happened to your leg?"

I am waiting for Ryan to go into simple words of explanation of his accident that this young child can understandand and here is what Ryan tells this child...

"A donkey ate my leg off!"

Ok so this is the first time I DO NOT have my camera and I totally miss the expression on this kids face!! It was totally priceless!! So I'm thinking that the next time this child's parents take him to the petting zoo he is going to totally freak out when he sees a donkey and his parents will have to take him to therapy.

Thank god Nate is in the field of Donkey Science!!


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Old 01-04-2008, 12:34 PM
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price less......i love how some people beat around the subject like it still bothers me or something that my leg is gone.....little kids just come right out with the heat in the first words lol
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price less......i love how some people beat around the subject like it still bothers me or something that my leg is gone.....little kids just come right out with the heat in the first words lol
Yo Ryan, where is Dewault?
You should of told that kid that Dewault ate your leg off
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OMG!
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:57 PM
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flawless victory.
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:57 PM
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That was awesome! Scare/scar kids early thats always been my philosophy...
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Old 01-04-2008, 06:11 PM
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
Thats funny somtimes when people ask me what happed to my fingers I tell them they were bitten off by a dog, got them stuck in a beer bottle, lost the due to frost bite when climing mt. everest, what ever comes to mind, As long as I can keep a strit face theyll belive al,ost anything.
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do you have the prosthetic yet?
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nice ryan nice......that poor kid...
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Wait, wait, I thought that's what happened???
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Old 01-06-2008, 10:18 AM
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
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do you have the prosthetic yet?
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this week he should get it last i heard
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
after you get the prostetic, are you gonna try to ride again?
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dewault says so!!!!!!
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
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after you get the prostetic, are you gonna try to ride again?
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dewault says so!!!!!!
yes, i get one this wed. so they say......the way things have been going i'll believe it when i see it......this first leg is cheap, i will only use it for a couple months and then i will get a nice one which is why i'm selling so much stuff so i can afford it.....my leg is still swollen and one day it will shrink a lot and my leg wont fit anymore.....
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Lol Your welcome....I knew the "getting bitten by a donkey" idea would go far
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tom. is the big day HORRRAYYYYYY
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
Are you gonna be able to start riding right away or will it be a minute before you could hop on a bike again?
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How'd It Go??
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Jimmy your drunk again aren't you
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
actually, i've been dry for 8 days now!!! Gotta be a record for me!

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Jimmy your drunk again aren't you
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:20 AM
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Re: "Mama...a donkey ate that guy's leg off!"
well.....i knew i shouldnt get my hopes high.....my foot wont be in till tom.....so i don't get my leg till tom.
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