Looking for attractive female with energetic personality for various duties at the Beloit GP this sunday Aug.6. Must be able to stand for lengthy(10min.) periods of time while holding an umbrella. Must have some knowledge of motorcycles(even if it's just being able to tell if it's running or not). Also must be able to put up with various stares and crude gestures from my friends and acquaintances. Physical violence encouraged against those friends and acquaintences that you deem out of line and will be rewarded. Will pay for pit pass. All ages(18-85) encouraged to apply. Please pm me to apply or for further details.

Josh
Mini-Motard Maniacs


NOTE: Phatty please do not apply!! You either Lemke!!

 

Post pictures of yourself here to qualify.

 

damn it i was wanting to try out the new speedo i got too but NOOOO josh has to go and rain on my parade

 

Phatboy Would Be Great For The Job. Lol

 

josh.....if you can find some good deals on plane tickets from shanghai to chicago i could ship you some of the finest asian girls that the greater china region has to offer.....oh yeah, your going to have to stock up rice if you want to go through with this deal.......pm me how many you would like.

 

Ill take some asian girls. Hell I even have an asian friend who could help them feel at home. Of course, Ill help too

 

send a few of those over my way. heheh.

 

I would do it if I could wear a skirt so short that my **** pops out the bottom. So were talking, almost no skirt at all.

 

Speaking of which, Ryan, send up some good shots of some of your conquests from there!

 

jimmy---coming soon....right now i'm brain dead from drinking for 2 weeks straight....and i have to get on a plane in a couple hours to go to southern china.....