hahah that poor bastard!!!!! his clock is gonna be so ****ed up they are 14-16 hours ahead of us.......

 

i have arrived!!!! i am currently sitting in bg-performance.com's shop...VERY nice.....i'm waiting for another ride to go into china....that plane ride SUCKED, was very long and the food was comparable to a holding cell in jail. other than that, this city is incredible, imagine new york city times about 10, it's just crazy, and pretty clean as well from what i have seen so far, but then again as i am typing this i haven't slept since i got up at 4am to go to madison airport LOL

peace out....will post updates when i can:-)

 

^^^^ bring me home one of them asian chicks man!

 

Nate tells me that the "cream of sum yung guy" is really salty over there. Stay away from it! Other wise have fun and "yiu tieau gion poiw teip!"
(dont repeat this out loud)

 

So how did ya like landing at Hong kong airport? Did ya look out the window when landing?

BTW who did you fly with?

 

i flew with united airlines....and yes, the landing ws interesting

it's 11 am here right now, jet lag is kicking my ***, i got about 3 hours of sleep last night and was WIDE awake....get this.....i'm going out on a track day to drag some knee in about 20 mins lol no joke though....should be fun


this track is incredible....the smoothest pavement ever.....huge grand stands, and we are pitting next to some ferraris that are testing today....pretty sick ****, i'm taking pictures, i'll post them when i get home

the beer is good here too.....i haven't found anything but rice beer, but is good......another thing-----pull tabs!!!! everything has ****in pull tabs.....neal you are going to **** my ****, because i got you this frickin sweet redbull can, with a pull tab....all lettered up in chinese, it looks cool

time to go wreck some ****!!

 

Ya should try flying Quantas. Ohhh the stewardess's are so freaking hooooooott.

 

i just got done with my big track day.....i followed the number 1 china rider, he raced moto gp twice last year on the 250. his teamate is second best in china.....very cool guys, and down to earth


racing takes too much concentration, i'm going back to setting my shitbox up...actually it's pretty nice, and i got the ok to grind the tail down to the subframe....they think that i'm going to kill myself with no bar....LOL.....especially when i told them i'm going to hit it in 3rd gear


joe phatty and urban------pack your bags cause may is going to be HOT

and yeah, it's 85-90 degrees and humid as hell here.


this race track is top notch, it makes road america look like a sand box.

 

that sounds like non stop action in china.. and isnt there a rule in china to where if you spit on the ground .. you get a chinese police beatdown/escort to the station??

 

haven't had a problem with it yet LOL

traveling overseas is WAY different than in the states....out of the 51 channels i have in my hotel room, 1 speaks english, and that's a cnn wannabe.....i love not having to do work on the bikes though....you explain to these mechanics what you want done, and they do it!!! hell, they scrubbed my handbrake with a toothbrush before they mounted it....no joke.

 

Sounds really fun. I cant wait! How was it getting the handbrake and stuff through the airports? where they like WTF is this.

 

Did you tell them with your sprockets on there 3rd gear is like 20MPH.

 

that guy was right.. go to hong kong and get treated like a celebrity. but nobody believed him. Good for you ryan...

 

Cool **** Ryan maybe they'll let you back on MSB now! lol

 

 

Yeah, yeah. And you have your own private umbrella girl and a masseuse waiting for when you get off the track.

Well, big deal. I'm eating Ramen noodles right now, so i'm right there with you in my head.

 

You can afford Ramen noodles! WOW! You must be a millionaire or somethin......

 

cool kant wait kill it bro

 

already have that red bull can they sell it at the chinese store down the road and it is also non-carbonated and I have one at home

 

actually, they want me to do circles around some umbrella girls LOL i'm kinda thinking about sprayin them with rubber and smoke instead LOL

i still haven't spent a single dime, they really are taking good care of me.....i went out to eat with the two gp riders, steven, and matt......i about puked when they ordered a dish of chicken feet......i just couldn't get past the idea that since those chicken hatched their feet were in **** LOL they said they taste good...i took their word on that.....i'm sure i ate some **** that prolly wasn't the greatest, but i didn't even want to ask what the hell it was.

i was checkin out the front stretch where i will be doing my show last night and i noticed a bunch of people sweeping the track....by hand....they sweep the whole track with a damn broom...i couldn't beleive it....labor is really cheap, that's no lie, i felt kinda bad when mathew told me that their mechanics year long salary is equal to my plane ticket----and they would put most american mechanics to SHAME....they don't sell sportbikes to the public in china, the taxes and duties are too high....the only way they get to work on these kind of bikes is to work at the race track------last night they went home at 2am. i just got here at 9:45 am and they are already here.