A woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room
with
the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he
doing that?"

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry
...
but this man has a serious condition where the ********* rapidly
fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll
explode
and he'll die within minutes."

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's OK," commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was
performing Oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can that be
justified?"





The doctor replied... "Same illness, better health plan!!!!

 

I don't care who you are....THAT'S FUNNY!!!