I thought you'd laugh at this...
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I thought you'd laugh at this...
It was almost closing time at a sperm bank and the last nurse was about to leave. Out of nowhere a man wearing a ski mask and waving a pistol runs in the front door locking it behind him. Before she could do anything the man runs over and points his gun at her and says "don't move, don't scream, just stay right there." "this is a sperm bank sir, we don't have any money" the nurse tries to plead her way out of danger. The robber picks up a specimen cup and hands it to her saying "drink this". She quickly drinks it down but he quickly hands her another one with the same instructions. After about five or six cups the man puts down his gun and removes his mask to reveal her husband. The nurse is extremely confused at this point but before she can say anything her husband cracks an evil smile and says "Now see that wasn't so bad."
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Re: I thought you'd laugh at this...
Originally Posted by Monica
It was almost closing time at a sperm bank and the last nurse was about to leave. Out of nowhere a man wearing a ski mask and waving a pistol runs in the front door locking it behind him. Before she could do anything the man runs over and points his gun at her and says "don't move, don't scream, just stay right there." "this is a sperm bank sir, we don't have any money" the nurse tries to plead her way out of danger. The robber picks up a specimen cup and hands it to her saying "drink this". She quickly drinks it down but he quickly hands her another one with the same instructions. After about five or six cups the man puts down his gun and removes his mask to reveal her husband. The nurse is extremely confused at this point but before she can say anything her husband cracks an evil smile and says "Now see that wasn't so bad."
That is hilarious... Where did you find that??
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Re: I thought you'd laugh at this...
Originally Posted by Monica
Someone posted it over on the starboyz board! Best one i've heard in awhile 
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Re: I thought you'd laugh at this...
Originally Posted by Monica
It was almost closing time at a sperm bank and the last nurse was about to leave. Out of nowhere a man wearing a ski mask and waving a pistol runs in the front door locking it behind him. Before she could do anything the man runs over and points his gun at her and says "don't move, don't scream, just stay right there." "this is a sperm bank sir, we don't have any money" the nurse tries to plead her way out of danger. The robber picks up a specimen cup and hands it to her saying "drink this". She quickly drinks it down but he quickly hands her another one with the same instructions. After about five or six cups the man puts down his gun and removes his mask to reveal her husband. The nurse is extremely confused at this point but before she can say anything her husband cracks an evil smile and says "Now see that wasn't so bad."
they gotta learn
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