yo momma isso hairy she looks like she has don king in a headlock!

 

Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot *** on a cold day.

Yo momma’s so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.

 

Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma’s so dirty she made right guard turn left.

 

Yo momma's breath is so stinky she needs odor eaters.

Yo momma’s so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!

Yo momma’s so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement.

 

Yo momma's breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck.

Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo momma’s breath so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac.

 

yo momma so fat when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *** on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

 

Yo mama is so round, they thought it was a piece of ice cream.