Latina Wanted
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Latina Wanted
Jose was 35 and desperate to meet an attractive Latina he could
date andmaybe marry. After trying unsuccessfully to meet a nice
attractive woman at a bar or club . . . his friend suggested the Internet. He had luck meeting women that way and his only warning was "Be direct and put exactly what you are looking for . . . no more, no less". Taking his friends advice he decided
to place an ad on a dating service stating exactly what he wanted . . . "Latino seeking sensual Latina." He got a response
from girl #2259 with her address and directions to pick her up on Friday night at 8:00 pm for a date. When he arrives at her door, he finds that she is indeed sensual. But he notices she is black. Figuring she must be Dominicana or Cubana, he starts to speak Spanish to her.. "Como esta usted senorita?" With attitude the girl replied..."OH HELLLLLLLL NO, you must be trippin!!!!" Confused and startled, Jose asks the woman . . ."Don't you speak
Spanish???" The woman shocked replied . . . "Why the HELLLLL
would I speak Spanish???" Embarrassed, Jose carefully explains that while she is very attractive there must be a mistake because his adclearly stated "Seeking Sensual Latina" Enraged, the woman tells Jose . . . "Fool you better RECOGNIZE !!!! You GOT what you WANTED !!!! My momma is LaShonda . . . My sister is LaQuisha . .. My brother is LaTrell . . . and I am LaTINA!!!!
date andmaybe marry. After trying unsuccessfully to meet a nice
attractive woman at a bar or club . . . his friend suggested the Internet. He had luck meeting women that way and his only warning was "Be direct and put exactly what you are looking for . . . no more, no less". Taking his friends advice he decided
to place an ad on a dating service stating exactly what he wanted . . . "Latino seeking sensual Latina." He got a response
from girl #2259 with her address and directions to pick her up on Friday night at 8:00 pm for a date. When he arrives at her door, he finds that she is indeed sensual. But he notices she is black. Figuring she must be Dominicana or Cubana, he starts to speak Spanish to her.. "Como esta usted senorita?" With attitude the girl replied..."OH HELLLLLLLL NO, you must be trippin!!!!" Confused and startled, Jose asks the woman . . ."Don't you speak
Spanish???" The woman shocked replied . . . "Why the HELLLLL
would I speak Spanish???" Embarrassed, Jose carefully explains that while she is very attractive there must be a mistake because his adclearly stated "Seeking Sensual Latina" Enraged, the woman tells Jose . . . "Fool you better RECOGNIZE !!!! You GOT what you WANTED !!!! My momma is LaShonda . . . My sister is LaQuisha . .. My brother is LaTrell . . . and I am LaTINA!!!!
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