Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.

 

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?

 

come'on snoop-a-loop

 

Do it again! Do it again! It tastes so good when it hits your lips.

 

honey do you think KFC is still open?

 

Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

 

just think in 7months you will be graduating high school

 

yeah im here for the gangbang

 

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your *****?

 

I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

 

i see blue he's glorious

 

Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

I recommend you stop being such a ******. You're in the backseat.

 

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much *** here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ***.

 

this here is the GODFATHER

 

A little housewarming gift.
"I actually gave this to you for your wedding. "
This model?
"That exact one. "

 

im sorry mitch. i feel embarrassed

 

Spanish ,do you trust that we have provided you with enough slack that your block will land safly on the lawn

 

Oh that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely ejaculates in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye.

 

iv'e been late more times than god ,got six kids in langpulad....

 

what you think i like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19year old girls all day....................