no problem my man. You were just in the zone. I hear you

 

i mean, no offense bro, but when did you become a cop?

 

"you know how these boys get once they get the syrup in em"

 

gotta open your throat, relax your jaw...........
dont forget to cup the *****

 

"he cant pull over any farther"

 

Drunk enough to kick your ***..........
(he's big bear.... lol)

 

"So you broke into the impound, scailed a fence, broke into the winnebago, and crashed in the bed, all on a hunch? I'll believe that when me **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert"

 

thats my favorite one

 

Farvas number one! farvas number one! woooo

 

Hey Mac wanna go punch for punch! (PUNCH) Ohhh good one their...I did not specify, never **** a *******

 

Open bar dude...

 

"No buts meow, that's the law"

 

you know i had a lot of fun at that winnebago fight

 

Hey Ursela...WTF?? There's no TP in the bathroom! (What about the piece stuck to your shoe?) What about the piece stuck to my shoe.....****. You know... you might get ahead around here if you put in a little extra effort. (What, you want me to wipe your *** for you?) No thats not what I mean...what I mean is...well...my wife knows to refill the tp. (Im not your wife) No...and if you were..i'd take you down a peg or two...(ooohhhh)

 

 

if you were my wife id massage your feet everynite until you fell asleep

 

ursela

 

what are these cells, 8x8? ours are 9x9,

 

whos the man whos the man

 

baby im sizzalean!