I hate when guys use the same line with every girlfriend they have, "oh baby, your the best thing that's ever happened to me, I'm so lucky I have you"

 

I think u know the answer but here u go anyways samuria87 and schevavavaveveva .... and I cant say I have never bang a fat chick.... at one time my standards where low but the one person I have seen on here that has no shame is Z Unit now he is in college life ... he tries to bang anything that walks and drinks

 

i've only used that line when i was married. after i divorced i found out i was mistaken.

my favorite lines now are "Bitch, suck this dick" and "Turn your ****** *** over." are those played out too?

 

every guy's fucked a fat chick at least a few times in his life. we've all had low standards at one point or another, cuz our dizzles just needed something to hold us over until we found a hottie. i mean, hell, i still have low standards, but the bitch has to be fine. none of that good woman, marriage material for me, LOL

 

And woman let you get away with that?

 

I hate when girls use the same line all the time "omg your the biggest i've ever had"....

maybe its just me that has this problem...

:YEAH

 

GUILTY!!! We just say that to make you guys feel good...you know sort of like when we ask you, "do these pants make me look fat" and you kindly reply with, "no, not at all".

 

I hate it when people say there dead, and they really arent dead!

 

Oh and I also hate when washed up stunt riders live thru other people's dreams cause they can't live their own!

 

of course. i got it like that

 

i guess I'm just old fashion and am honest when answering questions....if you look fat then I'll tell you [nicely of course] ...then hopefully you will either get pants that fit or make the tight ones fit....

 

 

And your nuts are still in tack how??? Umm, hopefully they are making the tight ones fit, cause tight jeans are meant for a tight ***!!

 

i agree with stuntman. i tell girls to shutup with that fake *** compliment. besides, when a woman likes u a lot, ur dick is several inches longer than when she's fed up with u. don't compliment me if you're just gonna take it away.

 

amen :YEAH

 

havn't been kicked in the nuts by a girl since the 5th grade....learned how to block that **** fast!!

 

True...cause in the beginning it's always, "babe your so big" and in the end it's, "*******, your dick wasn't that big anyways" Unless you (being the male) already know your dick is small because it's all you obsess about, then we say it's big to make you feel better about yourself...then when we break up, we obviously have to remind you that it really was small...it's mean but it happens.

 

if you eat pie right u can have any woman in the palm of your hands......

 

I also hate painted on eyebrows!

 

There tattooed, not painted....however sometimes I do paint them just to annoy certain people that I know hate it so much...damn it must suck being bothered and living on the past....I think you should take your "team" and go practice in a lot somewhere, cause I also hate your garbage whoolies!!