True story from 5 minutes ago lol. Just took a nasty wet diarhea(sp) ****. I had spicy food yesterday. Towards the end it started getting a little solid. I thought I was done so I wiped my ***. Dont you hate when you think you got all the **** but there's that little piece stuck there that you just wiped all over the place. ****.

 

Hmmm. Think these would help lol. Makes sense.

lol. I like the no nonsense toilet paper. Sometimes I get that 2 ply **** which feels like its coming apart as you wipe. Not a lot but you just feel the little pieces mixing in with the wet **** and you know its gonna stay there for a minute. I might try wetting the toilet paper coz now I'm gonna go shower coz I cant walk around like this

 

ok, so no difference between erack and droptop? i dont understand the drama ... but whatever... i'd rather educate myself about how you are inadequate on wiping your own *** anyway...

 

Hey hey now lol. I'd actually like to know the same thing though. Its not really the regular solid ***** I notice. Its more the wet ***** or ***** that arent completely solid that make a mess. Besides that, I'm sure everyone here gets swamp *** at some point - even you cathi ewwwww haha.

 

neal i think you need more fiber in your diet..lol

 

I dont **** a lot either omr. I think most people **** everyday??? I **** once every 2-4 days. Thats not normal right?

 

dont you know i am super human numbnut?!?! my **** is gold

 

^^^24k Gold?

 

in my fantasy women don't **** or fart...lol

and yes neal you should **** every day...lol

 

I always thought that was wierd that I dont **** daily. Another doctors appointment might be in the near future. I think its nasty when women fart and ****. Ughhhh. I just took a shower though and I'm so fresh and so clean clean. :YEAH

 

Gold ****. Nice. Come **** on my lawn every day and I'll be paid soon :YEAH

 

From Hate to How bad Neal's **** is ...Only on stuntlife...lol

 

Hell yeah :YEAH

 

I hate people who go into a serious thread about someone who is hurt or was in a serious accident and shows disrespect with out having facts
and I hate having to spend an hour deleting and editing these said posts...

 

aww, i know what you're talkin about miss cathi.. weren't you proud of me on that thread?

nate... seriously.. stop sending me dirty pictures..

 

haha, not bad.. i'll give you a cookie

 

Witch Nate? Me or 50??

 

obviously he is including you if you have to ask which one lol

 

Umm.. Don't act naive.. You keep sending me batwing pics.

 

Stop crossing ur legs fker wanna hear that hip go pop!!