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Old 09-23-2009, 04:45 PM
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Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

wow what an idiot


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I will start off by saying that I am a worthless squid rookie and I suck at everything in life.
I was about to go for a ride today and my chain was pretty nasty, so I put it up on the stands and got out the wd-40 and a rag. I started the bike, put it in gear and let it idle. I sprayed the chain down really well and I put the rag up to it and it got caught and took my hand with it through the rear sprocket. I had to have everything above my last joint amputated on my index, pointer and my ring finger on my right hand. Thankfully I am left handed. It was a stupid mistake on my part and now I will forever pay the price for it. Say what you will, flame away, I don't care. I have accepted it and I take full responsibility. I made a choice (not knowing any better) and I will live with the consequences for the rest of my life. I thought I would post this so that 1.) no one else ever makes this mistake and 2.) To show that you don't have to be riding for a bike to get you hurt.






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Ouch, "person taking pictures" o **** your fingers are falling off wait up we'll go to the hospital now let me take a picture lol... FAIL

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humm cant see the pics.. just says photo bucket? well ****
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Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

wow, ya the pics wont show up.... This reminds me, I need to get a chain guard on my bike!!
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Oh!!!!!!!!!!! ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fail.
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GAHDAMN!!! thats ****** sick man..
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Confusious say 'never put ur finners anywhere u wouldnt put ur dick'. So u see it could have been worse. Well Tony Iomi got the ends of his fingers cut off like that and he still played guitar so mayb there is hope for u. Can we call u nubs now? jk

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Holy shyt!!!
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that's why i never clean a chain.
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Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

Lol what kind of person uses a RAG on a moving chain?


That's like wearing gloves while operating a lathe or other high speed spinning power tool


I always clean my chain on my dirt bikes with them running, but I use a spray bottle to spray on cleaner, and a long brush to clean the chain.. I don't grab onto the chain with a damn rag lol.
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so whos hand is it?

nevermind its DEV1360, Devlin on Gixxer.com


Someone setup a donation thread for him..... how gay.

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must have taken him a long time to type that thread with one hand
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I clean my chain by doing a burnout in a puddle of water
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Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

first thing i thought was atleast it wasnt his clutch or handbrake finger, no big deal hahahah.
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WOW!! I MIGHT THROW UP. I LIKE THE DOIN A BURNOUT IN APUDDLE IDEA
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***** nasty for real
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at least he doesnt have to cut his fingernails.....HAHAHAHA
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Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

wut a fuckN idiot...

whoever said they need a chain guard.. +1 (just to be safe(when i get another bike that is))
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