City Cop

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.


"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"


"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"


The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
violation saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it."


The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir,
did Santa bring it to you?"


"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.


The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the
**** goes underneath the horse, not on top."







I hear its a true story... lol... prolly the same cop who gave me this...





Yes, you read it correctly. Driving To Endanger. Sounds like a stunt group name if I eva heard of one... lol ... Yea, on the ice. at a sled drag race... for doing a two inch wheelie... I'm soo mad. I wasnt even doing a good one guys... I wasnt hooking up for ****.... no pics, chains, nothing... just my tires, me, and the ice....
sux, but what can ya do, right?

 

ya suxs man, go egg the police depatment i can see it now



(barry)*trys wheelie*
(cop)Sir Stop
(cop)i'm gonna have to give u a ticket for that boy
(barry)

 

omfg thats a funnnnnnnn-A joke man. i wish i could tell that joke in simalar senario to a cop ......................................FTP

 

that sucks!

FTP!!!!!

 

Hey Napolian... give me some of your tots!


arrggghhh.... you're such an idiot!


Nice avatar homey!

 

Thanks, but if you are impressed with my avatar you should get a load of my skills, you know, nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...

...take my word for it chicks like guys with skills.

 

Hmmmm well I think were going to have to take this all the was to the DA That's what i did for my last ticket they let me off! But one thing is different from my ticket and your i got pulled over in a truck you pulled over for them on your quad ha ha when i'm i my quad i'm like don't worry bout the law they can't arrest us all! never pull over! Kill me first lol you pulled over agin WHY!









































just ****ing with you

 

 

Damn dude, I hate the ***-hole cops! FTP!

 

Dude I love that movie! We should start a thread just for quotes from that damn movie I swear lol.

I think he should have just shot the cop that gave him that up there ^... "With a friggin' 12 gauge wha-du-ya think!?!?!"

 

:YEAH ftp

 

BUMP!!!lol
I was CONVICTED!!!!
$120.00 later, and one more notch on my record, and its all done... good bar story, right??? LOL