He's a 100 years old and has never flown before...the poor guy is nervous as fu(k...any advice you guyz can give him? Flights at 9:30am...NW has an awesome bar by our gate...I say he gets drunk

 

Yup. Drink or score some valium. Because flying to Cali you might sober up by then.

 

flying is fun .... hinks dont be a sally

 

 

 

I promise you, your gonna loooooove flying!! Take off sucks though...scares the shiot out of me...so be prepared for my head to be burried in your arm pit...at least this time I won't have to tear another strangers shirt in half....wear some strong clothes babe!!

 

Take offs are the best...I wish my R1 pulled like that....

 

it always feels like the airplane is just gonna fall back downwards...and the way it goes up makes it feel like it's dropping...weird...I no like it!!! But after take off I'm golden....can't wait to get to some nice weather....I need a tan!! BAD!!!

 

I hope you guys get massive turbulence - i think its fun but hinks will pee a little bit probably

 

 

I think we both would pee a little bit...I HATE turbulence...we'll probably hit some though...usually do midway thru the ride! Hold on babe!!!

 

bwhahahahaha


big bucks no whammies!

 

you will probably hit more going out than coming back due to head winds ... hopefully you'll get a few big ones that feel like you just free fell like 100 ft

 

if you're sitting by a window, shut the door thingy. that freaked me out the first time...and chew lots of gum

 

yeah I usually fly out there twice a year...the way out sucks compared to the flight home...and the wind pushes you home faster!!!! It's like almost a half hour difference coming home.

I have a weak stomach...I hope there's no free falling going on!!

 

I always have to have a window seat...but hinks demanded it for this flight...I like to be in control of the shade...I look when I wanna look

 

Oh, and I requested the emergency exit rows...so we can have more leg room to stretch...however, I don't think Hinks would do good in the "unlikely event" of an emergency

 

haha, was fun talkin to him bout all the shitty stuff that happens on airplanes....

like fat guys next to you wheezing for 5 hours

 

hope you dont get an old beat up plane for the ride and if the wings flop around they are going to fall off so JUMP!!!

 

Mile High Club For Hinks...........
Break His Cherry........