mr standy said i gotta **** and wlks in the bathroom and less the 60 seconds hes walking out.....

 

i dunno .... i think i can beat that ... depends on the prior days meals

 

Unless I have to **** too, Im usually done in under a minute. I dont drink beer, thats why.

 

What does beer have to do with it? I usually only drink once a week anymore and i drop like 3 dueces a day - all within 30 - 45 seconds ... unless I'm at work then it takes a little longer cause it's cold in the bathrooms here.

 

he probably don't wipe thats why

 

sure I do- Check out the back of your shirt that you left in my truck. HAHAHAHA!!!! Seroiusly, though......when you get paid by the job, and you have a ton of work to do, you tend to make things quick. Not like the other ****head I work with that sits in there for at least 30 minutes, three times a day.

 

Oh man, when I drop a deuce it's EPIC...

I will be in there for at least 10 minutes

 

who started a tread about poop n e way.... why were on the subject i hate when i moist and warm because that usually means its gonna be a mess.... likek when u keep wiping and theres still some brown there and u cant just leave it there...cuz u might meet some girls later that day that want to toss your salad....