so im selling my cbr900 and a fzr600 on craigslist and i get some stupid emails. mostly the really low offers or trade offers for **** box 95 neons and such but sometimes i'll get people asking me to write a book about the bikes. so getting fed up with writing long relplies to asswipes that'll never buy my **** i just write ******* replies. i made myself laugh with this one.



my reply
Eugene, please advise if you are seeking short or essay type answers to the questions you pose. If multiple choice, please provide 4 possible answers with 2 being very close and 2 being very bizarre. Thank you for your inquiry and time.

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I am very interested I have a few questions for you:
>
>1. Is the bike still for sale?
>2. What is the condition of the tires/brakes?
>3. When is the inspection up on this bike?
>4. Has the bike ever been down?
>5. Why are you selling the motorcycle?
>6. Are you flexible in price if I come down from the Harrisburg area
>with a quick CASH deal?
>7. What accesories do you have on the bike?
>8. When are you available for me to come down/look at your bike?
>
>Thanks and I look forward to hearing back from you. Gene M. Chabak

 

i get that **** on ebay all the time.

people are dumb ****s

 

yeah man, my fzr needs a carb sync so this chick emailed me asking what exaclty a carb is and if she can ck out the bike b/c she wants to get into riding. So i replied saying that as a girl she should look for a different hobby other than riding.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

 

that is funny **** right thur.

 

what is the condition of tires/brakes? who asks that ****.. is that even important? i hate selling vehicles! it's such a pain in the ***

 

i was thinking about putting my camaro on e-bay but I don't think I could deal with the million question game......

this just enforces my theory... I think we should all be allowed to kill 3 people a year.... Steve you can start with Gene M. Chabak

 

when is the inspection up? lol

 

and does the cylinders have alot of wear???
can i see to make sure??
how much extra to shove said bike up my *** if i come down to get it???

lamo.............

 

you cAn list everything in detail and they will still email you and ask the the **** , people are morons