so yesterday i go out and kill the streets before we have to do all the running around that u do on mothers day. so as i'm heading back to the house, i decide i'm gonna kill it.after drifting the **** outta eckerds parking lot (nasty combo style)

well it almost killed me!

so i clutch it up and jump to SS, well as i jumped up to SS i some how click it into neutral, or it poped in itself?

well over the front i go as normal, as i'm drifting into oncoming traffic, i do the famouse chad superman over the front(straight killin it as normal)

so as i'm flying over the front, i hit my front brake and proceed to run the bike half way over me, as i'm laying in the turning lane of oncoming traffic, with a car heading straight towards me.

so i get the bike off of me, jump on that bitch, drive 2 lanes over to get my shoe(they always fly off first), then i get the **** outta there.

in the process of leaving the scene of an accident, i get my shoe on and realize that bike is fine as normal but my ******* toe is broke to **** and back (bike fell on my toe?)
only a little rash on the arm but the faces of the people that saw it (******* PRICELESS) especially the chinease lady. :YEAH

well to end my great session i had to kill a SS back to the house, just to make sure everything was alright,

after my shower the beer drinking started to make a great mothers day!!!!


i knew ya'll would get a lauggh just as i have yet again!!!!!


also i never knew a toe could be the size of a thumb (little toe)

 

NICE!! i hate when the shoes fly off

 

glad you are some what ok

 

ha ha ha would have love to have seen that one idiot, lol

 

Wait, you're that stunt double....

 

hahahahaha...


I especially love the <killing it as normal> reference. LOL.

Straight mousetrap gangsta style.

Next time you murder the streets call me :D

 

ohh the streets have yet to get me good enough to bow down.

i'lll kill them later this week as soon as the swelling is down.

got shows this weekend!

 

gonna have to start duct tapeing my damn shoes on!

 

i won't comment!

 

Thats a good idea.

 

hi honey im home.................HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!! nice gift for your sweetie ha ha ha my wife woulda beat my ***

 

my wife is a champ to put up w/ my ****!!!!!!:YEAH
just a quick ride really quick, be right back. then walk back in and say i gotta take a shower to wash off this blood!! LOL


she doesn't know about those pills i slip in her drink
they r called to deal w/ chad and his motorcycle pills-u should try some!

 

That chineese lady and her daughter were FREAKED OUT when they saw that. I wish we had the camera with us.

 

^^^^^ I KNOW ^^^^^^^^^ LOL
what about the people in the suv(i think pathfinder)((on lane over/behind chineese lady))

 

That chineese lady throws both hands on her face and her jaw droped. Good ****.

 

please whatever pfft

 

Damn! Now i don't even feel safe on the street. Let me know when they take your license so i can go get some bread!

 

You need a license for the streets?

 

You May Try To Play It Of Tuff Guy But Your Foot Looked Vampire Gangly Swollbroke To Hell And Back How Are You Walking On That Stub,,,,,you Need A Damn Pegleg

 

hahahahahahaha.... ride it out!