I've been doing the whole Naperville scene thing for a few years now and for some reason I just noticed something that frosts my azz. Has anyone else noticed that in front of Jimmy's is "Motorcycle Only" parking? Today a minivan was getting ticketed in the motorcycle only zone. The thing that I can't figure out is why on earth would the city of Naperville designate an area of CITY PHUCKING STREET as motorcycle only parking and put it right in front of a phucking bar? Yet we get constantly nagged about parking in front of Starbucks? I asked one of the retards (no offense meant to the handicapped) that the city calls "police" which from here on out will be called by their true name NUTLESS ***** why we get chased out of the city while the Harley ****** are encouraged to park in their own spot and even worse encouraged to drink. The Nutless **** replied, what makes you think that the riders are drinking. My reply was BECAUSE IT'S A BAR and furthermore I've seen them do it. Naperville sucks hairy nut sacks! We need to start a petition. Every year the ***** with us and every year we get older and more responsible without any release of their predjudices!

FTP&FDTN2

 

I seriously hate DTN! I love the eye candy. I love having a place to go to always meet up with people. Did I mention the eye candy? But I have nothing but hatred for the city of Naperville, the politics involved and the Naperville *****!

 

Dood....I love that parking spot.....our group parks there every wens after bike night(the rest go to starB's). I love the eye candy at the bar. Those lil gurls at Starbucks are going to get my arrested and besides we get a titty show every week(yes nude)

BUT....I fuken hate DTN...nothing but a money pit of tickets.
The only reason I go is cuz 40-50 bikes from our grouop go there.

 

yo ****, I totally hear ya. How 'bout them pipes on the Harleys?? Make ya deaf, and then YOU get a ticket for a slip-on???

 

Here's an idea for you.....the sign says motorcycle parking right? why not go move the group from the front of starbucks to the front of jimmys? we park there all the time now. plus, how many under 21's do you ride with? probably none. i say we take over the front of jimmys now.

 

YEAH!! Let's do it!

 

I'm serious! joe, noman, pete, john and I always meet up there. now, Robbie and the CLSB guys are going up there on wednesdays.....we should try and take it over!

 

i hate naperville, have since i moved here.....besides suffolk county cops naperville cops are the most arogant pig headed ******** ive ever met

 

I agree

 

with who/what?

 

he has no idea!!! lol hes probably just still drunk from the other night

 

With the thread starter...

I didnt reall all your mumbo jumbo. Just the man. When SHAGGY speaks... you damn well better listen!

 

Yeah, right - no one ever does

 

I am very serious GC.....we take it over everytime. There is a minimun of at least 12 of us....we always out number the harleys over there.....and we pull *** out of there without going to jail.....To tell you the truth.....the cops don't even bother us over there?? We hang out on the outdoor patio and bother everyone on the streets (chicks) Starbucks is where all the kiddies are at...that is why 50 bothers you.....the older side is cool.

Look forward to seeing you all there

 

tonite?
after strats?

 

HA! (post whoring at its finest.....quoting yourself )
so last night we got a couple of guys to park there. slowly, but surely, we will take over the parking in front of jimmy's!!!!

 

I bet they only want pretty bikes out front. I bet I get a ticket if I park there...lol!

 

Yea, we had to chicken out cuz 5.0 was out front of Jimmy's as I went from the far right lane to the left turning lane and made left in front of them with no signal(they pointed at us) with 25 people then they jumped on there bicycles and tried to get us but we got the light and we shot over to the parking garage.

I wish I had the smoke screen/oil sprayer to **** on them

 

you can park next to me then. i figure with my minty poser piece next to your high quality spray painted piece.....we might even out and look like two regular pieces!

 

A few of us were talking about this up at Strats. It's a total scam to only help the wonderful Naperville with their DUI ratio.

DAVID