death by nextel
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Re: death by nextel
hahaha ya the best part is...he CANT shut his phone off cuz from whut he says its a DOD phone and he is on call. and his SGTMAJ has been getting in his *** about all these #'s that have been 2waying him and the phone bill...so lets keep it going cuz he obviously doesnt have nationwide walkie talkie!!!
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From: plymouth, ma
Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by Black Rob
I just woke his *** up, boy is he pissed. I asked for Suzy. He asked where I lived, so I gave him my street adress. Then I told him if he was sending a gift for Christmas it needs to go to my PO box, which I then gave him. He says "Oh I'll give you a gift!" I told him I didn't go that way. I said he should ask Suzy, I gave it to her, she knows. Then he flipped and said some BS about being in the army and being a "tough guy". I told him I was a "RM NINJA" and I'd do a Kung Pow Foo karate chop to his eyebrow.
HAHAHA, wait till I'm still up at 3AM, SUKKA!!!
HAHAHA, wait till I'm still up at 3AM, SUKKA!!!
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by Black Rob
I'd do a Kung Pow Foo karate chop to his eyebrow.
that's the funniest $h!t i've ever heard
that move must be something like the "drop kick to the toe-nail"
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by tt600guy
hahaha ya the best part is...he CANT shut his phone off cuz from whut he says its a DOD phone and he is on call. and his SGTMAJ has been getting in his *** about all these #'s that have been 2waying him and the phone bill...so lets keep it going cuz he obviously doesnt have nationwide walkie talkie!!!
holy crap that ***** funny. ahahahahhha
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
he called me back at 6.12 am this morning. BOY IS THIS GUY PISSED!!!!!!!
I was like Suzy, is that you? what are you doing up so early
I was like Suzy, is that you? what are you doing up so early
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by tt600guy
hahaha ya the best part is...he CANT shut his phone off cuz from whut he says its a DOD phone and he is on call. and his SGTMAJ has been getting in his *** about all these #'s that have been 2waying him and the phone bill...so lets keep it going cuz he obviously doesnt have nationwide walkie talkie!!!
If you beep him first - it's on your bill - not his...
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by foxracinggirl
If you beep him first - it's on your bill - not his...
CHOSE-authorized nextel dealer for da hood
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Re: death by nextel
"beep beep, yeah good morning, hows my sunshine doing today?/ Whoever the fock this is, im special forces in the army, im tracking thins number as we speak, and i will hunt you down green barey style and kill you all!, now stop calling us! / I just wanna talk to suzy, real quick i dont want no telephone tough guy? /yeah well ur gonna get one, these phones are tracked, im DOD, thats special duty ***** focker, ill kill you all, as a matter of fact im looking up plane prices to come to mass right now, so you better knock it off. / Dude, i just wanna tell suzy something. / What, she dont even know you, this aint even her phone. / I just wanna tell her thank you for sending me those brown stained panties...mmmmmm! ///// phone off*
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by Chosen One
"beep beep, yeah good morning, hows my sunshine doing today?/ Whoever the fock this is, im special forces in the army, im tracking thins number as we speak, and i will hunt you down green barey style and kill you all!, now stop calling us! / I just wanna talk to suzy, real quick i dont want no telephone tough guy? /yeah well ur gonna get one, these phones are tracked, im DOD, thats special duty ***** focker, ill kill you all, as a matter of fact im looking up plane prices to come to mass right now, so you better knock it off. / Dude, i just wanna tell suzy something. / What, she dont even know you, this aint even her phone. / I just wanna tell her thank you for sending me those brown stained panties...mmmmmm! ///// phone off*
guess i'll just alert him instead, haha I Chose to No Longer Post
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Re: death by nextel
Now He calls MEEE back... Beep Beep " ok, i got suzy here with me, here ya go/ suzy hunny, good morning!// (crying her eyes out, as if he just broke up with her) Who the fock is this, why are you determined to ruin our lives, leave us alone, i dont even know any of you!!! //Suzy, are you ok baby, is he hurting you?// Who is this, ur soo focking gay, what the fock!!! // Suzy its chose, you dont remember...pffssst, and i thought you were in love with me? // MY dads a cop, you dont know who your focking with and i already called nextel and this IS harrasment, leave me alone! // suzy, ill let you go, but just know this, my love for you will never stop growing until you are back in my arms/// END*
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by Chosen One
Not true hun. Its whoever is talking at the moment gets charged. has nothing to do with who beeps first. Good thing nextel is by the second and not the minute.
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oops...my mistake...i thought it was who beeped who... but what the hell do i know anyway...
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Re: death by nextel
Originally Posted by foxracinggirl
oops...my mistake...i thought it was who beeped who... but what the hell do i know anyway...
