Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug add. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. like "Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?" I think to myself, '**** self I know we have that, quick take down the number, whatever that is I have it'. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is, there's people running through fields, or flying kites, or swimming in the ocean, like that is the greatest disease ever! How do you get that?!?! That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy!!! Sign me up!

 

LMFAO

"I dont let genital herpes keep me from enjoying my life. I havent had a flair up in over 3 months and I know how to scuba dive"

 

some thing like this,,




if your having problems in the bed, try our latest prescription pill called stiff-it-up. it will make your junk work. if sidiffects occur call 911 right away you fool. sidiffects are lost of hair, pimpley dick, dick turns green and falls off, you my go into convaltions and foam at the mouth, you may lose eye sight, you just might go in****ngsane. once again if you have any of these happen to you f*cking shoot your self quick or you will experince the worst pain of your life..

so buy our pills

 

i now think that chicks with genital herpes live life only seeing the colors black,white, gray, and pink

 

my anti depression pills say that it might cause severe depression as a common side affect. jesus christ! why put that on there

and upset stomach pills that may cause stomach pain. you would think that someone would try too make a pill that doesnt have the sideaffect of the symptoms

 

I'm sure the makers of viagra made sure theirs worked

 

One commercial that I heard said one of the side affects was uncontrolable oily discharge Now what would be worth risking that?

 

Are you, or a loved one suffering from chronic assholedom? The reckless methods board is a good place to go.

 

i dont no man, but id rather have oily discharge then sandy or glass shard like.

 

the oily discharge was a good one. i remember hearing that and saying who the fock is gonna say "yeah, thats what i need. oily **** coming out my ***"

what about the one that said something like "for erections lasting longer than 4 hours call a doctor"

1) what the fock am i gonna do with a boner for 4+ hours?

and 2) whats the doc gonna do about it??

 

I was gonna mention that. Why do they have to say that on network TV? Isn't it clear enough on the bottle and all the brouchures? Jesus, just what I want to hear during breakfast or dinner!

 

yea the 4 hour erection is great, what the doctor does is brings in a fat naked chick and that makes the big man go scared turtle

 

I can do that on my own, I dont need a doctors help

 

if i had an erection for four hours i would *** till i caught fire!

 

You're poor hand!

 

wear a glove?

 

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?�
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.�

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother ****er. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents