A couple decided that since they had a young child they would come up with a code word for sex. They decided on the word "typewriter."
One day the father said to his kid, " go tell your mother that i need to write a letter and she needs to bring me the typwriter."
The kid runs to his mother and tells her, she says to him, "tell your father that he can't use the typewriter cause it has a red ribbon."
Kid comes back to the mother a few minutes later and says, "dad said he doesn't need the typewriter anymore, he already wrote the letter by hand....."

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Ive heard that before but its still funny