Hey aod...sorry this computer is fukking up at work and every time i post its freezing, but heres my story...so ever since i did what i did, i been paranoid as ****, drinking tons of water...but then i realize, "hey our squadron just had a **** test last month, we arent gonna have another one this soon" so i check in off con leave today...walk in the squadron and guess what?!? **** TEST! so im shiting myself this morning thinking "their goes my career down the toilet" and im like this cant be happening..... BUUUUUUUUUUUUT my name wasnt selected to ****, so im in the clear :YEAH, and i definatly wont be doing that ever again

 

[ALEX' VOICE] This famous vagina was the Playboy Playmate of the year 1997 [/ALEX' VOICE]

[BOB] Who is Victoria Slivstead? [/BOB]

 

ya i need a chick who can squirt .had 1 once she could shoot her nut further than i could

 

hahaha lmao..

 

Oh sh*t, I needed that hearty giggle today...thanks baby

 

Alimony - just do as you see fit. I only make judgment calls in trying to improve the readability of the forums.

 

How's that for a ****ing heart attack? haha

My last two units, everyone coming off leave would pee in a cup within 12 hours of checking back in.

At MCCES in 29, at least two or three boneheads would pop per week, but it was a big unit 2500 Marines in 6 companies.

 

i get the "shall i lengthen it and make it black "

 

yup i've had like 2 or 3 but its time to find another , make a thread asking the stuntlife chicks if they squirt when they ***, that will either be a good one or offensive, actually fvck em lets do it... :YEAH

 

yea man i literally almost **** myself! when i saw the **** test table with the box full of cups, i had to run to the bathroom and **** cuz i really almost **** all in my cammies! but i definatly learned a lesson here man *** that its not worth losing my career and respect of people i work with!

 

A blond Swedish Model
That's drop dead beautiful

 

but i dont know how to post a new thread, anyone tell me...

 

Whats the worst part about eating bald *****? Putting the diaper back on

 

great answer , now coose another catagory

 

u r fvcked hahaha

 

I was kidding. Its really only a few inches, but its fat like a beer can

 

someone tell me how to post a thread....

 

u got a tuna can too ?? lol least i feel like a man when i put it in thier bum haha

 

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How about you shut the eff up and show us your hooties!!!!