Why are SOME of you guys rude?
what is he doing?
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 16,155
From: ny
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
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From: verticaloutlaw land....south ME
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by jmo8fo
it could happen..especially with useless posts like mine
10 pages of useless info in one day!! I want my 15 minutes back
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by KC Becky
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
hahahahaha good stuff... jokes are fun yay :YEAH
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 6,109
From: Portland, ME
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by tt600guy
im serious, i have no reason to lie or try impress u guys, you'll see ill try and get em this week, i have to work around her husbands work schedule ill call her tonite and see if hes working or not and try and get em tonite
The **** is married too?
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 76
From: Beaver Dam, WI & Elmhurst Ill.
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
So this pedophile (SP?) is walking this little girl through the woods in the middle of the night. The little girl says, "Mister, Mister I'm really scared". The pedophile says, "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk back alone!"
what is he doing?
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 16,155
From: ny
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by bams27
So this pedophile (SP?) is walking this little girl through the woods in the middle of the night. The little girl says, "Mister, Mister I'm really scared". The pedophile says, "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk back alone!"
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 238
From: brockton ma.
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by KC Becky
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...
For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."
what is he doing?
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 16,155
From: ny
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by ProzaK
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
A brunette with bad breath.
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Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
