Why is it when im driving home late at night, i see the most wierdest ****? like people ****ing in there windows, or old ladies getting dressed? this ever happen to anyone else? its happend like 3 times in my whole life

 

were u on our street LOL.. cuz that wouldnt be weird to see

Why do i do the same things every morning before work?

 

Why is it i work 2 days a week, and get the same amount in my paycheck as when i worked 5?

 

why is it that i *** fat girls and enjoy it?

 

Why is it people come into my work and expect me to know who they are, then start talkin my ear off when i could care less......

 

WHY??

 

Why is it that I'm pissed off RIGHT NOW...... but they want me to wait seven whole days for a handgun?!?!?

 

Why is it that the weather was great for my 3 day weekend, but now that im back at work its raining?

Why is it that my B bike runs better than my A bike?

 

Why is it that when someone calls me at work and says "you busy" and my reply is "yes", they keep f**king talking me anyway!!!

 

Why is it I am so fackin tired iin the mornings, then by this time of day I am so hyper?

Why is it I am stuck here at work and cant do anything till my boss gets here, I hope he doesnt get here soon.

Why is it yesterday I hated my life and today I am in such a good mood?

 

why is it, living in florida after a hurricane, people call me up and ask why is my internet down hmmm maybe because a hurricane just beat the **** out of you for 3 days stupid ****in people

 

Why is it textbooks cost hundreds of f<B></B>ucking dollars? They're just f<B></B>ucking paper!

Why is it parking permits cost hundreds of f<B></B>ucking dollars. They're just f<B></B>ucking stickers!

Why is it I paid those hundreds of f<B></B>ucking dollars? I'm just a f<B></B>ucking moron!

 

Why is it I have to be at work in 8 hours, its 930pm and i"M not the least bit tired?

Why is it my *** smells sooo bad i dont even want to rub one out till the cloud clears?

 

Why is it that I cant keep a job for much longer than a month

 

OH AND why is it that I hit a F****** deer on my bike a couple weeks ago huh

 

aint that the truth???

 

What... are you Gerry's brother?

 

No you fuking peeping tom..

 

I dunno Gerry

 

ummm yeah $256 for one freakin book.....not to mention the $110 for a parking pass for one stupid semester and there arent any places to park anyways