great joke
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I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
Re: great joke
thats the best one yet.
Whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies, and a truck load of bowling *****?
You don't use a pitchfork to unload the truckload of bowling *****
Whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies, and a truck load of bowling *****?
You don't use a pitchfork to unload the truckload of bowling *****
Regular StuntLifer
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 453
From: easton, MA
Re: great joke
Q- what's red and crawls up your leg?
A- a homestick abortion
Q- what do you get when you throw a dead baby down a flight of stairs?
A- a boner
Q- what's pink and red and sits in the corner?
A- a baby chewing razor blades
Q- what's green and sits in the corner?
A- the same baby, 6 weeks later
Q- how many dead babies can you fit in a microwave?
A- about three
A- a homestick abortion
Q- what do you get when you throw a dead baby down a flight of stairs?
A- a boner
Q- what's pink and red and sits in the corner?
A- a baby chewing razor blades
Q- what's green and sits in the corner?
A- the same baby, 6 weeks later
Q- how many dead babies can you fit in a microwave?
A- about three
Registered User
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 80
From: millis
Re: great joke
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
HesSoGood: what's the difference between a 57 chevy and 57 dead babies
HesSoGood: I DON't have a 57 chevy in my garage ;-)
JayCarnes508: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HesSoGood: how do you get 100 babies in a garbage can?
JayCarnes508: ??
HesSoGood: a blender
HesSoGood: and how do you get 'em out?
JayCarnes508: do tell
HesSoGood: tostitos!!
JayCarnes508: you gotta let me post that
HesSoGood: it's all you
HesSoGood: I DON't have a 57 chevy in my garage ;-)
JayCarnes508: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HesSoGood: how do you get 100 babies in a garbage can?
JayCarnes508: ??
HesSoGood: a blender
HesSoGood: and how do you get 'em out?
JayCarnes508: do tell
HesSoGood: tostitos!!
JayCarnes508: you gotta let me post that
HesSoGood: it's all you
