Ok so im back from balti but unfortunately as we speak baltimore no longer can be ridden by a group of stunt riders because d-unit myself jim the 508 crew roc motopsychos ronnie from reality and dsog thomas ****ing killed that place ok ok let me fill u all in from friday till today

so around 8:00pm we show up in Jersey eat a little dinner provided by MR.SCHMUCKS (thank you it was delicious) so the D-UNIT and myself jim the biter and marsha got going to Baltimore so jim and marsha go to bed like as soon as we get there so the rest of us end up seeing hookers ridin unicycles skateboarding getting high and drinking to like 3 in the morning we get a phone call saying VAN from R.O.C loop a 5th gear sit down and went to the hospital (hope u feel better get better soon) so me and bri went to bed.

wake up saturday walk to the gas station where u can get seafood , fried chicken, literally anything u want xcept beer but anyways so i wake up d-unit we all head outside hanging around grab the bikes and ride to this little spot up the street from the hotel no helmets going geurilla style so we ride this spot killin it right off the bat so all day we r going back and forth a cop pulls this kid over for not having a helmet on so everyones like hes ****ed the cop says "in this state we wear our helmets" and drives away ok now the rest of the 508 crew shows up (JOSH JERRY MIKE DERICK MATT DOM MARK KACHITO SANDRA MOOKAKOO) they started killin it off the bat then a little bit later TOAST from R.O.C shows up he gets to the spot starts riding so now no one is doing a wheelie xcept toast he has it on the 12 bar standing on the head light (insane) so as hes doing it a cop rolls thru(mind u the second cop we see all day) so the cop pulls up hops out of his car leans against his car smokin a cigarette (TOAST is still on the head lights) so toast gets downs assumin hes ****ed the cop says"u r ****ing sick ****ing nasty man" hops in his car and leaves SO BIG SHOUT OUT TO BALTIMORE POLICE FOR HAVING BETTER THING TO DO BESIDES BUST KIDS FOR HAVING FUN so we all head back to the hotel we are chillin in the parking lot and this kid shows up with a ****ing huge *** mullet dominatrix boots golfing shorts hunting shirt and he was serious about it well he gets drunk finds his way to the roof 4 stories or something then jumps into the pool (who does that seriously) we all hit up the POWER PLANT its like 10 clubs 15 bucks to get in its insane fishbowl drinks 60`s style dance floor so we all ripped it up at the clubs dancing drinking flirtin we held it down properly (by the way the biter got on the bar and started dancing) so it was a great time go back to the hotel get down to bussiness then u hear braaaaa braaaaaa braaaaaa gilboe and a few others thought it would be funny to ride the fiddys in the hallway of the hotel well they were right it was funny so i went to bed

sunday wake up fashoinably late check out and hop on the bikes we headed to the show part of the 508 crew was already holding it down so myself jim the D-UNIT crew rolled deep the people already riding knew what was up when we showed up the seen was shut down as soon as we got there so lets put it like this heres the show u use ur imagination beer truck 1/2 price, skateboarders, **** stars ,wet t shirt comp ,DSOG THOMAS on the mic 26"inche rims on trucks ,dj all day long huge speakers, ghetto kids doing wheelie on quads ,bicycles ,dirtbikes relaxed as hell cops long open riding spot RONNIE from REALITY, THOMAS kicking out all the squids in the area, motopsychos taking some dudes pretty bike and scraping it, so u add everything up and u figure out how the show and our weekend went

THANK YOU MEACHAM DEFINITALEY WORTH THE TRIP


OH YEAH ALL U PEOPLE TALKING **** ABOUT HANDBRAKES DONT KNOCK WHAT U CANT ****ING ROCK A HAND BRAKE IS A SKILL IN ITSELF.

yeah ******
KORNO

 

NIIIIIICCEEEE! i love a good "508" story! kornostunts.com

 

Nice work Korno! Bring'n the 508 whereever he goes

 

sound great but your story needs more titty and fistfights

 

sounds like a good time
wish i could have made it....

 

Good **** korno....Si- what up no good drunk story's latly what up with that? Holiday weekend best time

 

Pos.. dude i just move into college. so dont worry there will be a millions storys of my shitface poopin random places

 

I just peed in a bottle, at work.

 

si- ,What college... ill be there, college partys rule! now im the official si- video taper. :YEAH

 

I hope it's not Stonehill, they banned me for life from the campus..... long story.

 

hey brad you forgot to add that dom was on the fiddy when the lady from the front desk came up and cought dom on it. she started bugging out, she like this whole floor is getting kick out. so like a bunch of drunks we start yelling at her what are you tallking about we didnt have no fiddy. theres gas smell in the hall and tire marks on the floor. come to find out no one got kicked out, and the fiddy made its way back to the car after they rode it down the stairs. :YEAH

 

this is true theres alot that happened that i forgot thats why i got the rest of the 508 crew to fill in some more of the blank spaces

 

Nice story korno but it was much better then that that **** was sick :YEAH I cant wait to ride with you again man I had a great time .
I got LOts of sick footage of you & the rest of 508 so keep a look out
John BMX

 

Yo whats up with Van from R.O.C is he ****ed up!

 

van i guess will be ok just bad road rash bruised ego and destroyed bike but he will be ok

yeah man it was nice meeting riding was hot i cant wait to ride with u again i know we had a better time than that but hey my hands got tired i told them a little of what they had to know so next time they can xperience this **** themselves first hand

 

where the f.uck is my trailer?

 

IF U LET KACHITO TAKE IT...........
IT'S PROBABLY IN PEURTO RICO

 

Damn Peurto rican's

 

HA HA - aint dat the TRUFE"

 

Good Times