So I si hr a hom and drink br. I was wondrign wha i wold b lik o yp p a mssag wih a br in on hand and a brokn j kyboard in h ohr. Boy his shi dos no mak sns. I am sr yo ar wondrign wha h fck am I yping. i is so srang o yp o all hs words hn look a my scrn and s i all mssd p lik wha yo ar rading righ now. h firs prson o dcod his mssag gs $20. Yo har m! I said $20

 

Ya hows that goin..

 

so what did the hoe do... lick ur ****, or suck on your toes first?

 

Ok i'll tell ya what it says
" SO I am sitting here at home drinking beer.I was wondering what it would be like to type with a beer in one hand and a broken key board in the other. Boy this sh*t makes no scence. I am sure you are all wondering WTF i am typeing.It is so strang to type all these words then look at my screen and its all messed up like what you are reading right now. The first person to decode this message gets $20. You heard me I said $20."


Thats my interpratation......
Wheres my $20 biatch

 

CLAP CLAP.... the smartest girl alive right there...

so smart. you should dye your hair brown...

 

It was black, then brown didnt make me any smarter, besides its the shock value of being blonde and smart which is better....

 

if you were so goddamn smart you woulda realized my comment was facetious

 

I did *******, I was kidding , I dont like you today , wise ***

 

The only people who want women to vote, are women... and they dont count..


so shut the **** up...

-Maddox

 

Words of wisdom.

 

I understand that you are in a bad mood today, but i wasnt the one who pissed in your cherios

 

But did you ... or did you not ... **** in his lima beans?!?!?

 

very good girlfriend. I owe you $20

That was the second keyboard that broke this month. Makes me wonder what Teach is doing at home during the day while I am at work. I still do not think the keys were sticky from his PB&J sandwhich.

 

Fbomb - check your PM's. I need some advice on something.

 

So I sit Here at Home and drink a Beer. I was wondering what It would be like to type a Message with a beer in one hand and a broken key board in the other. Boy this **** does not make sense. I am sure you are wondering what the f,uck I am typing. It is so strange to type all these words and look at my screen and it is all messed up like what you are reading right now. The first person to decode this message gets $20. You Heard Me! I Said $20

 

crap, i didn't realize Kunty beat me to it . Can we split the $20?

 

haha.

 

what kinda chapstick does your dick smell like?

i hope it's not cherry - i hate that kind~

 

My dick smells like an italian sub. wtf?

 

you're funny as hell today. Are you drunk?