Ok, heres the deal.... I been messin wit this chick for a while now (few months) Its a focked up situation to begin with, she left her hubby and is tryin to get a divorce and all that. (not cuz of me) Anyways, All the sudden she just doesnt call for 3 days, (after calling me 2 times a day everyday) then kinda gives me an attitude, so whatever we make plans for the next night and tomorrow comes... No show, no call, nothing! so im pretty much thinkin shes A. Back with the ex, or B. Found someone else. or C. DEAD. - either way, no big deal. THE FACT THAT PISSES ME OFF IS BITCHES JUST CANT BE TRUTHFUL! Just tell me whatever it is, and i would be fine with it, but dont be retarted and not call or show up. so what do i do? 1- Meet up with her and get some **** back that she has of mine. 2- Call her up, confront her, and cuss her the fock out tell her she can keep my **** and never talk to her again. or 3 - invite her over for one last rondevous' and plow the **** out of her and get it all on tape? Over all im kinda pist , sad , And funny All at the same time. god i hate bitches!



p.s. sorry if i knew how to do the poll thing, i would have gone that route

 

D all of the above.... comming from expirience.. LOL

Call her up act all nice.. get her to come over... or hang out with her first to get ur **** back... then plow her at your house and get it on video... then when your done cuss her out :

 

then E. - post it all on stunt life after! :YEAH

 

See what you need to do is go out and get some VD, but make sure its one you can cure. Then inject her full of the sickness :YEAH A penecilin shot is a small price to pay IMHO

 

:YEAH E is the right answer that's what I'd do

 

Shock the bitch

You will be the man if you can shock her, and take a pic with the dry hand.

 

make her give you the fish eye........... never leave a man waiting screw her move on to th next :YEAH

 

whats a fish eye'? what do you mean? p.s. These are all good, im takin them all into consideration and will let you all know by tomorrow

 

the fish eye is when you are hitting it from behind and pull out and ram it in the back door causeing her to turn her head fast and look at you with one eye,,,,, hence the fish eye

 

**** her til she's about to ***....Then donkey punch her....I bet she'll love it

 

**** the life out of her and then steal all the money from her wallet.

 

OOhhh, good one!

 

I also like the VD idea.. the gift that keeps on giving!

 

Ok, well today is "judgement day" Still no calls or show. (so maybe she just might be dead) Ive decided to go to her work (she works in a food establishment) And cause a lil scene. enough to get my **** back first and then tell her to **** off, and hopefully leave the bitch cryin, chasin me down the street.... (ill keep ya posted)

 

I'll take this as a personal insult if you DONT keep us posted! Good luck man, make sure ask for a liter of cola first, then flip out

 

Do like prozak said then post it on stunt life then make a copy and put it in the husbands mail box, LET THE BITCH EXPLAIN THAT

 

Athru D is all good
can't wait for a follow up

 

Well heres a SHORT follow up. I was right, she did end up getting back wit her man/hubby. She finally called after i left her a bullshit voice mail. and left me a voice mail saying how sorry she was, and blah blah blah...CRY ME A FOCKING RIVER! So i dont call her back, i just go to her work to do my thang... and then she just happens to take the day off today. how convienent. now i wanna punch her, ... is that ok to do during sex? Anyways, hopefully she will return it tonight or tomorrow, and ill get her to come in for a lil 12 round action. Sorry guys, just gonna have to wait another day.

 

What you should have done is pulled the tampon out and stopped crying over and posting about some "bitch" that you could have cared less about anyway...

 

-As i get smacked in the face by foxracing girl-
Thanks for bringing that to light