anytime...

 

Huh, now you should definately video tape banging the farts out of this ****. Then send it to her hubby with a note asking how you taste

 

I started to read this then I read something about women problems and said **** that. So let me throw a couple quotes at you, rather than addressing a specific problem.

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one. -Ice T

I don't chase 'em, I replace 'em, and if I'm carressin' 'em, I'm undressin' 'em. - Biggie Smalls

 

Very well put hessoogood'. But the moral of this whole topic is why cant bitches tell the truth? or why cant they own up to somethin. The bitch left me hangin like a limp dick! that aint coo! But now that i found out, the bad parts ova... now what do i do afterwards is what where focusing on. ya feel me? i could just throw her **** at her from the porch and tell her to get the fock off my propertie when she comes ova... OR i could inviter her in, and pound her like a Veal Cutlet?

 

or you could sit on the couch and yell come in, let the bitch gather her own **** and tell her to get you a beer on her way out, 'and it had better be cold and open', all the while not taking your eyes off the infomircial on the TV. Because if you don't give a ****, stop giving a ****.

 

i give up... people want me to post what happens, i do, and people like you give me **** for it. im trying to kill this subject as quick as anyone else! damn man, give a nukka a chance

 

Personally, I want you to keep posting so that hessogood can reply...his posts are effin hilarious!!!

and i'm pretty sure that the rest of the people want you to post what happens so they can post stupid useless **** like...give her the fish eye or the donkey punch or how about that great idea..get a VD and then pass it on...that is effin priceless...

 

It's true dude, I am pretty funny.

 

FU*K THAT WE NEED TO TEACH THESE DUMB BITCHES... GET IT KNOLEDGE

 

what the crap did you just say?

 

READ IT AGAIN

 

I TRIED AND IT APPEARS YOUR SENSE-MAKING SECTION OF THE BRAIN IS DONE ****ED UP KIDDO

AND ANOTHER THING

 

What did you say?

 

Figures you wouldn't get , yo what else can (knoledge) the word be used for

 

Hmmm I know what (knowledge) is used for

 

I feel you D

 

Iiight, heres the deal. Nothing obviously went as planned. She says shes gonna meet me here at my crib, then 5 mins before shes suppose to , calls and says "can we meet at dunkin dougnuts" You know how bitches get, they think your gonna go phsycho and try to kill them, so they wanna feel all safe in a public place. Drive up there, she standing outside her car, hands me my ****, i give her a few things back, and start to drive off... shes like "wait, dont you wanna hear my story?" - i said nah im good' and drove off, leavin her there wonderin,cryin in the parking lot. much better, hit her where it hurts...right in the HEART! retarted ending, but oh well, i tryed. if she came ova it would have been a diff. story. until the next ****... ill holla! chosen one - out!

 

omg...i can't stop effin laughin over here...my guts hurt for christ sakes...

knoledge...

and he's calling bitches dumb...yeah dude...you're a real pimp alright...

 

WHAT? get off my boy man

 

Well if he could spell then a girl would not have to correct him. I do find it funny he is calling women dumb when he can not even spell for himself. 508 repin all the way. We know how you roll.