Whats the deal wheres the parties.. just seeing if anybody has anything going on tonight...i was supposed to go to a beach house party but i can't cuase last year i made out with the kids mother and tried to fight his dad? so if you go something going hit me up

 

damn aint none of you neegahs have a life..?

 

Impatient today, aren't we?

My night will begin at the gas station next door to my office. There I will purchase one 24 ounce Mickey's (it's friday). From there I will proceed to the brewery out by the airport where I will fill my two growlers (glass jugs that hold something like a gallon, right?). Anyways, then it's off to the river where I will guzzle beer on top of the cliff that I'm about to jump off. I will bare my chest to the river gods in traditional white trash fashion, then jump (depending on how quick I drink the beer, I might be in the buff). Then it's home for a nap, shower, and then raping and pillaging downtown until about oh six hundred hours.

But sometimes I forget you guys are 2500 miles away.

 

good for you but that doesn't help me out now does it?

 

Well if you were better prepared then you wouldn't have this problem, now would you?

 

i will be hanging at my house drinking and then might walk down to the beach and have a fire

 

im gunna get wicked hamma'd whos in

 

me me me me me i'm in

 

sweet, let's get this party started

 

Ill video tape