lets bring it back to the old school. SOme white guy freestlye's.

 

Carnes is right, i'm straight up white,
I'm on the site startin' nothin' but fights,
raped his wife, he doesn't know she's a dike
I gave her the pipe while he was fixin' his bike,
been missin' in action, but still straight up pimpin,
been nine fahkin' months and I'm still fuc.kin' limpin.

 

how u gonna make a post like this and not kick it off
probly cause your ***** limp like ur dick nice and soft
Well mr carnsey , i wanna hear you come back
but i know your busy cleanin the **** outta ur as crack
sit there and do what you do best, sellin cars and trucks
shittin your pants all day at work... damn that sux
alright im gonna sit back and wait for you to post some work
but your probly just sittin there itching lookin for another perk
I think im gonna goto lunch and head up to broketown
tell mel to meet me at the usualy.. i need my daily dose of brown

 

Ur wheelies is garbage & your rhymes are worse
How you gonna ride w/ high heels & a purse
Ladies watchin' me ride yellin' "yo Nasty!"
In a slow wheelie contest ur sure fly by me
Im real cocky but my ridin' backs me up
you'd be blown away @ the size of my cup
Nope its not huge, Im the smallest one here
When its cold out side, I dont know its there

 

I dont even know where the fAck to start
I drive around at night with some blunts to spark
This girl calls me up, wants to do some shots
But I'm to busy scoping parking lots
Shes a nice piece, but I cant be bothered
I dont *** with that unless she aint got a father
Wait a minute. Its time to roll up another
Go tell your pops I sold rocks to your mother.

 

What's up with this, where's the competition,
if you came for a battle,you're in no condition,
I wrote better rhymes, in my hospital bed
a pen in my hand, the nurse givin' head,
I've heard chosen's mic, but he's out in his low low,
a little off topic, but carnes is a homo,
step to the board, you lurkin' *** sissy's
or you're too afraid, you might bruise your pussies,
here's what you got, a taste of my style,
I can't do a wheelie, an 8th of a mile.

 

you're all done, all washed up
you ride beat up honda's you haul around in a truck
there's no tag or an inspection sticker
cop pulls you over and write you tickets like a stock exchange ticker
you broke a case cover, bent your subframe
your a stuntrider who lives for 10 minutes of fame
your tank is all dented, your palastics are rashed
to many rev limiter burnouts now your motor is trashed
your a stuntrider hardcore trying to make a name
you live for the glory and your 10 minutes of fame


KB

 

Fu(k you all , yall can ryme or ride
cause yall got ***** with a big *** tampon inside
keep talkin **** braggin and harrasin
your forgetting your fu(kin with the 5 foot assasin!
Yea im a midget , just makes it harder for me to stunt
but i dont give a fu(k, aint no tampon in my ****
Ill still rip your *** up when it comes down to it
oh **** theres a redlight ,i just wheelied right through it
carnes talkin **** like hes got somthing to prove
get a life ****** you got one fu(kin move!
so keep crappin your pants cause u got the bud *****
meanwhile ill keep your girl happy by shittin on her ****

 

Pimp the scene, hit the green it's time to get this motherfuka mean,
Keepin it clean, flow like a machine, never here nor there bitch, i'm in between, ya momma and ya sista, so what up mista,
Sore like a blista ready to blow, my dick's gettin raw, whatdya' know,
What a hoe, these bitches are bleedin' but they're still ready to go,
That's all they're good for, a classic chicken head *****, stretch that *** out and kickem' to the door, then watchem' crawl back for more...

 

AAAAAAHAHAHA!

 

A man on prozak thats only 5 feet tall
I bet that looks like a monkey fuking a football
yes, your a stunna in all your glamma
soon youll be old and look like jimmyjamma
take a step back and a deep breathe
enjoy the thread, lay off the meth

 

Im serious here guys, im hung like a child
some reason or another - still drives the ladies wild
2 inches of fury on my best attempt
a 6 inch ***** is only drempt
Friday before a holiday this day is draggin'
Give my pug some underwear - tail will be waggin'
3 days off, not sure what to do
F.ucking right it'll include a 30 pack or two

 

Whoody dooot doo and your hold on no hander
I got blocks & blocks in a 5mph Seat Stander
Ya Try to do a spreader but ur legs aint long
Soles of your shoes hardly pass the clip-on
Last year i'll agree, I was a 1 trick ryda
Now ya Never Seen a spreader so gangsta as im beside ya
Name the trick, i'll do it twice as smooth
Im F'n Jay Carnes - I got everything to prove
No handers, spreaders highchairs all on lock
Only thing ur good at is rhymin' **** talk
Look at ur sleve, who drew that a bum?
Im just playin dawg - but who wants some?

 

nice, nice... ahhhhh, but to hear this all on realplayer... would be

 

I don't want just some, I'm wantin' it all,
keep stepin' up, and lickin' my *****
it's so white in here, it's making me sick,
got a can of blank paint, it's been stired with my dick,
if I cover you bitches, I could give you some rythm,
Inside your computer, like I was part of the system
you know all I want, is bitches and beer
like a three dolla bill, you're all fahkin' queer
got six seperate smoothies, already this week,
and not one of them bitches was draggin' thier teeth
had one on the bike for a short photo shoot,
I couldn't make this **** up, it's nothing but truth
give me a phone booth, I'll turn to superman,
rock these rhymes, Boston to Mata-fahkin'-pan

 

Style so nasty - down the street breakin' necks
I briggity-bring it old school like Diggity-Das Effects
My bikes still busted, got some wrenches to turn
Got a pocket full of coke & some money to earn
Phone's ringing, Jay Carnes - Line Three
Hopefully its the doctor - stop the burning while I pee

 

ok ok so im not the best stunna
i cant even practice cause of this damn thunda
just wait a couple weeks and youll see what i can do
ive been riding alone tellin everyone i got the flew
my goal is to reach high noon by the end of summer
then all the girls will want me to tounge her.
technically ive already 12ved my bike
but my pipe hit and its sent me flyin into a dyke.
oh damn its starting to hail.
denting your tank with ***** of ice never seems to fail.
what the fuc k is up with new england weather.
all i want is to ride together.

 

Yo, don’t **** with me hoe, cause you just never know what’ll happen when you step on the wrong ****in’ toe,
I’ll start off slow, but then I’m gonna blow your head off, I’m second only to Adolf,
Mother ****ers listen up, I’m tired of livin’, sippin' this purple ****, waitin’ for somethin' to hit, when I should be fukin' lit,
But **** it, it’s time to spit, and make it hit, the fan, I’m comin’ like one crazed fan, to stomp your ****in’ fire out, just tryin' put my lights out, And you’ll be sorry ya’ did, end up talking through ya' trachea to ya’ kid, ****in’ squid, place ya’ highest bid, but when the smoke clears, I’ll be the last one standin’, demandin’ ya’ props, take that **** to the mother****in’ cops

 

Yo my name is Mac D, and I been through twice what this Dude Eac has been through, and I am bout to serve you like a menu at a venu if front of your crew, bitch I will crush you of an off day you ain't got starbucks I will grind you in a latte, straight across the ocean from that little island airport code ACK battle rap Eac step to close I will chop of your neck with a battle axe, see how your body counteracts that's cateracts your breath is short cause your whole damn style hangs by life support, bitch you been stuffed like a turkey and smothered in gravy your a ****** that has seen more seamen then the navy your a maggot a front a wanna be me your halfe'd *** on this track like one but cheek.

 

You Mac D, I don't know you and you don't know me, so shut your ****in' mouth before all you see is the down the barrel of this .50 caliber Desert E,
Only semen I'm servin is on your girl's grill, like bacon and eggs, the number one value meal, take a seat and deal, or grab a gat but ya betta aim to kill, cause you won't get another chance to chamber that steel, before your tattooed for real,
Mr. MickeyD's thinkin' you can swang and bang with some real G's, but your the one that's frontin', ya keep on yappin' like some trick *** ***** on the rag, that **** you spit belongs in a colostomy bag...