So i start off at my boys house drinkin and i call my buddy and we go ride
go- karts for free and we beat the **** out of them its like 10:00 and i am drunk so we go to my other boys house and I call my gril T so then i have this 17 yeay old kid drop my and my other buddy off you like my seld has a OUI offense so we go to the town line cafe and get in so i am spend all my money at the town line and know i am even more drunk so we are out in the parkin lot and i am drinkin g a beer and the ****in fuzz rolls up and i am like ah **** neegah here we go.. so the go to me hey whats in your pants and they found the beer i put in my pants. so they are like are you all 21 and we are like yes but really 3 out of 4 were under age. so someone has a bright Idea to go to boston. so its like 1 and we get to boston and we are outside all this rich clubs and making fun of people and **** like that. so know its late i am drunk and have to **** so me and my boy walk into this hotel and go up these stairs and bust into someones office and I take a huge as **** all over there chair and wipe with there computer paper. and wee peed a little bit too. so know we go to this kids house in boston and drink more. so know its like 4 and we are going home. I am sleeping in the back seat and all i heere is my buddy going wooo whoo we smash into a jersey barrier and bounce acroos and hit another one. so we drive with no front tire to a parking alot and call a tow and we are all **** faced. so knows its like 6 and my and 2 of my buddys are pass out in the tow truck drivers bed in his cab and I don;t even wanna know what goes on in there. so i finally get home at like 730 this morning and *** out. so all in all it was a good *** ****ing night.. peace -Si

 

Excellent story, that made my night NICK! - you should write a book about your life... that **** would go platinum

 

By far the best drunken post I've read all week.


By the way..... you've earned it!

 

just a tip to anyone who didnt understand that. in nicks world "my" can also double for "me" and "know" is synonomous with "now". that should clear things up a lil bit

 

Nice work translating. and random letters usually are parts of words they precede or follow.

 

and im almost positive if you have eleven ANDS that may qualify as a run-on sentence