I wrote a Tom Clancy novel (New Maddox)
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I wrote a Tom Clancy novel (New Maddox)
Thanks to this link:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies
and using Maddox's simple drop down menus, I wrote my very own mundane and predictable novel:
Communists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
Damn I'm good!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies
and using Maddox's simple drop down menus, I wrote my very own mundane and predictable novel:
Communists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
Damn I'm good!
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Re: I wrote a Tom Clancy novel (New Maddox)
Originally Posted by MikeM
Is Steven Segal in there anywhere?
I'd star a real badass like Govenor Ventura! Now that right there is a real man's man. He was a NavySEAL which we all know to be baddest of the bad and then he was a profesional wrestler and now a Govenor! What more could you ask for in an actor?
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Re: I wrote a Tom Clancy novel (New Maddox)
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
Steven Segal could pay me millions to be in one of my movies and I"d still spit in his face. The man can't act at all, he's fat and no one like fat people, did I mention he can't act?
I'd star a real badass like Govenor Ventura! Now that right there is a real man's man. He was a NavySEAL which we all know to be baddest of the bad and then he was a profesional wrestler and now a Govenor! What more could you ask for in an actor?
I'd star a real badass like Govenor Ventura! Now that right there is a real man's man. He was a NavySEAL which we all know to be baddest of the bad and then he was a profesional wrestler and now a Govenor! What more could you ask for in an actor?
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Re: I wrote a Tom Clancy novel (New Maddox)
"holy ****, that son of a bitch has a huge nose." Seriously, I've seen ***** on horses smaller than the shoe horn on Morgan Freeman's face.
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