So my boy Chris and I are chillin it up at the tittie bar last night, drinking it up, having a good time. We're tipping the girls from this monster pile of ones on the table. We're the only one in there tipping cuz Armenians are cheap ****s.

So this larger than average blonde Russian dancer see's my single folded the long way in my hand and comes over. She shakes her moneymaker in my face, I very nicely place the folded dollar bill in her *** crack behind her thong and she take a step forward.

She turns round and comes back to stradle me, grabs a coulple dollars from the table and shoves them down my pants. So I'm thinking to myself "Hmmm, never seen this before, it could get interesting". She does it again and the third time she puts her hand into our pile of money she just walks away with a huge handful of dollar bills.

I go nuts, swearing up storm, screaming. Chris calms me down, we talk about how we've never seen anything like that, what a **** she was so on and so forth.

So I get the bright idea (10 watt above my head time) to try to get her back over to me with the lure of another dollar bill. She comes over all smiles like she has no idea what she's in for.

I entice her a little, a little more. Then BAM! I grab all the dollar bills out of her thong. Before she has any idea whats going on I throw my hand with some force behind it right into her crotch with a twisting motion.

Now at this point in time I really have no idea why I did such a thing, probably too much vodka and good Armenian beer. (mind you I've been drinking and playing poker for hours prior to this).

I don't know quite how to say this but somehow one finger went right into the pink, like it was meant to be.

I see her dart off, look at Chris and say "Exit, stage left". I'm outa there, was long gone before anyone knew any better. Called the driver went home, scrubbed my hands, and went to bed.

What a strange strange night.

 

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AT ITS FINEST!

by the way. i have something for you that cant be shipped too you. check pm's

 

that is the best story you so just made my friday you are my idol right now

 

Now that's a strip club!!! Good job, I see you marine training conditioned you to handle yourself accordingly. hat's off to you sir!!

 

I supose the 15 freakin months of training finally kicked in, my evac was instinctual! I was in "Warrior Mode" from the second before insertion till I fell asleep. Got my muthfackin dollars back too! HA!

 

The Strip Club poke and run move, thats the best. Very few marines have mastered that skill and some have even lost their lives trying to master that skill. :YEAH

 

atleast you were 100% sure that the finger was coming out. you were just junaware fo what condition it would be in. lol

 

she was wet for u. I wonder if u can go back?

 

I hope so, I love *******

 

stick your whole fist in there next time. youll be a VIP there!

 

or just do the ole one in the pink and one in the stink move!!!
the love it just after you breach the threshold

 

I've put some thought into it and this is what i'm going to say next time I go there:

Я сожалею, что я прикрепил только мой палец в вашем влагалище. В следующий раз я собираюсь видеть, могу ли я получить мой локоть в там также. Я надеюсь ради Вас, что Вы имеете телохранителя, ждущего снаружи, бекуаз я "м. движение бить мои доллары из Вас, когда Вы сделаны сегодня вечером!

(For those who don't speak Russian, this is what it says:

I'm sorry I stuck only my finger in your vagina. Next time i'm going to see if I can get my elbow in there too. I hope for your sake you have a bodyguard waiting outside, becuase I"m going to beat my dollars out of you when you're done tonight!)

 

LOL

 

Out F***'n standing Marine....Semper Fi!

 

 

You did that in the states.' you would have been shot!

 

Best Thread Of The Day!!!!

 

Aaron from geared up tried that moved and wasnt so affective.

 

LOL that was ****ing funny as hell. :YEAH

 

I have decided the title to this thread is up w/ my favorites.