Ok, so last night @ jims Swank & Jim got thier bikes going. We loaded them onto the trailer to go down to comp edge so they could try them out.

We get about 1.5 miles from jims, going down N. Elm St in west bridgewater. im keeping to myself, drinking a cold one in the back of Jims Explorer - he's got his open trailer w/ the 2 bikes on it. As im taking a sip, I was rudly interupted by a big bang & the sound of a flat tire. ****. were in west bridgewater & i got a 12 pack im making my way to the end of. So hide that ****.

A Saturn pulled out off the road w/ no lights on right into the trailer, we successfully ripped the nose off it. Ripped the bumper off, Fender's 1/2 there, hood peeled back, all the lights hanging off. It was awsome.

The trailer bent the wheel well & Waffled the rim to no tomorrow. Im sure it bent the axle & **** too.

SO the cops come, the broad tells the cops she pulled out into the road w/ no lights on & tells them its her fault. no problem.

They are all young girls - so swank moves in. He must not have noticed that they all were fat as hell. SO he helps t hem put the car kinda together so they could at least drive it. Hello, they are fat. Leave them. Mr. Nice guy.

So we drove the trailer w/ the Taco'd rim back to jims where it sparked & skipped the whole way home.

/End Story.

 

thats good stuff thurrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

What the hell was he thinking? Theres like 3 billion women on this planet and he does his thing for a fat chick? Fat chicks are for ugly guys, we're all better than that here!

 

fat girls need love too

 

yea u taco-ed the rim pretty good....i wish i coulda seen the fat bitches car, where were ya with the camera, i woulda love to see the funny fat faces the fat bitch made when you ripped the nose of her gay saturn....damn fat bitches always ruining a good night, either cockblockin or smashin into your trailer, god damn playa haters

 

Swank is so overflowing with G, that he even lets the cows come home. That doesnt really make sense.

 

ok look its quit clear you guys have no idea how to work women. there were 3 fat chicks and one skinny one that wasn't bad at all. so you come from below and be the nice guy. man do i have to teach everybody the tricks.

 

just not from me!

classic story though

 

on top of all that we didnt even get to ride.

 

or bang ne fat chicks! dude. she had a MEAN Fupa.

 

haha you said fupa, i usually go with the "front-bum" but fupa works just fine

 

fupatude - 7.5 out of 10

 

4 out of 5 did but the other one was mint. i dont know about you some times.

 

Great, now buy my rims!

 

Last night must have been all about hitting stuff. I hit a guy in Boston

 

In da face?

 

No but I don't feel the need to do 3 fat chicks to get to one that looks ok

 

with my car

 

I'm sure there's a good story in there somewhere, lets hear it!

Hessogoodstoryteller

 

Hit him in the face with your car?
Damn that must have been some good carnage!!

And on the fat note: never try to infiltrate a Fat Pack. The hefty always run in herds surrounding their Queen, which can be, at times, less overweight than her worker-fatties. A predators target will always be the Queen, but he is almost always overwhelmed and subdued by the worker-fatties.