Heres the dealio .... I have recently moved into an apartment down south . ... and since day 1 I have this loud mothaf ocker living up stairs. I can tell when he gets home by how loud he walks. It sounds like he walks on his heels and now its 9 am and he's playing a combo of techno music and country


I asked him nicely once but he seems to ignore me ... so now its revenge time ....


any suggestions ????

I was thinking maybe a couple of pounds of suger in his gas tank to fock his truck up since he has a new truck
wtf should I do ???

 

empty a bottle of superglue in his door locks. That'll get you a good night sleep.

 

Good call hessodeviant! Just use epoxy and do it every night, that'll get him good eventually he'll move out.

That's what this war is about, him moving out and not you, JUST REMEMBER THAT!!

 

get louder speakers than his. that or just stomp his guts in...

 

I have very loud speakers .. but I have neighbors down stairs too .. I just went up there and banged on his door twice .. the bitch wouldn't answer. But its quite now so maybe he got the point today, but its not over . I have already wanted to f u ck him up, but then Ill get kicked out of the apartment, so the epoxy is sounding like a good plan !! LOL Keep them coming tho .....



THE WAR HAS BEGUN !!!!!!

 

I love the potato far up in his tail pipe idea. one of my fav's

 

Make sure no video surveilance is in use. Then you really get effed.

KB

 

and if there is dress like a ninja, and take the "long way" to **** his **** up.

More about ninjas:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

My friends got booted from an apartment in Florida because they epoxy'd the locks on the managers door and threw all the **** she had outside her door in the pool. They should have checked for cameras.

 

That's why you need to dress like a ninja (with ninja sword) or a S.W.A.T. team member. totally undetectable at night

 

lol no cameras here ......

 

If he has the right type of door you could penny him into his apartment.

 

I've heard of that, godamn i've love to see it in person

 

tell ya what, ive gut like a 40 pound dead raccoon in the woods next to my house, i was plannin on zip tyin it to my neighbors muffler, but if you want you can have it for said purpose, im sure i'll find another one. i'll even throw in the huge zip tie

 

I'd reccomend the 50 gallon bucket of water on the door. That one is a riot, but you live underneath him. I've done all of the above and then some my freshman year in NY.

 

oh oh oh...that reminds me. Put a couple of those huge zip ties on his drive shaft. works mint.

 

whats that do ??

 

****, ive done the penny trick & the 40 gallon trash barrel full of water. The water trick is the best one. Flooded that dicks room so bad, ruined mad ****. I did the on th elevator - then called the RD of the building on a complaint. She came up the elevator - door opend & WAM!

 

Whoa. Hows that work?

 

wedge pennies between the door and door jam in the right spots to put pressure on the lock so that the **** can't release it.

the zip ties on the drive shaft will make a horrible noise only when the car is moving and he'll have know idea what it is.