i just be you do get your head outta the gutta

 

Great minds think alike!

 

naughty boys....shame

 

no getting married for me, yet again, how sad.

HA your loss!

 

so was that jays dog or what in the vid? lol

 

i'm way toooooooo old for you sweetie

 

How could you possibly be? I'm guessing 25 at the oldest from your avatar (assuming that's you). A little help here?

 

yeah thats definately me!!

 

Now that we've established that is in fact you, you don't look that much older than me, what gives

 

if i told you how old i was, you wouldnt believe me

 

Try me! If you don't feel comfy here PM me

 

see if you can figure this one out....i turned 21 while i was over in desert storm.....you tell me ah yeeeeaaah, i was an army girl

 

Hmmm... time to use my mental calculator again.. I'm going to guess 32 or 33. Man, you got to go to the desert, your so lucky! All I got was a year in 29Pams CA. You don't look that old in your picture.

 

i spent 6 months in the desert....and just so you know, up close and personal is much better :YEAH

 

You know I'm stationed in Armenia, why do you have to tease me?

 

sorry sweetie, i couldnt resist

 

Apology accepted. Marriage proposal turned down, time for plan B: celibasy

 

Don't sweat bro, marriage is overrated. Even if you would have gotten married, there's the inevitable divorce. Then comes the sitting in your mothers basement alone, eating cold beef a roni from the can with chopsticks, and rubbing your cheeks with the cool, soothing, steel barrel of a revolver

 

That pretty much sums up my life right now. Minus the mother's basement, replaced with the closet I call a room. And replace revolver with Berreta 9mm and you've got it! You must be claryvoient

 

"claryvoient" or intoxicated? Hey baby, you ever had your ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat?