"WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
- pump ya brakes hun, pump ya brakes! 
02-26-2004, 04:12 PM
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Re: "WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
Originally Posted by Jay6
Why is it your not allowed to punch stupid midget women you work with?
02-26-2004, 04:28 PM
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Re: "WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
Midgets rock. They are the only people that are shorter than me (besides elementary school kids and Prozak).
I was at a bar this summer and this midget guy came walking by and started talking to us. So naturally, I yelled, "Hunny! Bring me the camera, I wanna get a picture of the little guy!" He got away before I could get the camera out though.
Those guys can move pretty fast!
I was at a bar this summer and this midget guy came walking by and started talking to us. So naturally, I yelled, "Hunny! Bring me the camera, I wanna get a picture of the little guy!" He got away before I could get the camera out though.
Those guys can move pretty fast! 
02-26-2004, 06:27 PM
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Re: "WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
Why the hell do i work 65 hours a week?
Why do i pause @ my jugular every morning shaving & never just push
Why does everyone w/ shitty credit think they can get 0 percent?
Why do i have gray hair @ 24 years old?
Why am i not allowed to bang other girls?
Why does everyone in both family's push marrage. its only been 7 1/2 years!!
How come when your in a hurry, you take the messiest pasty dump ever
How come No matter how many times you wipe, or how much toilet paper you use. later in the day you are making *** gravy.
Why do i have these puss filled bumps on my *****? Was that homless lady really that dirty?
Why does prozak get all the under aged chicks. Dammit i wanna bang one.
Why don't I sell drugs? They make so much more money than my legit job. god i hate selling cars
Why Do i still live in new england? Florida is still 80 degree's!
Why do i have a giant grape on my corn hole?
Why am I not famous yet?
Why am I still thinking of "why is it" idea's.........
Why do i pause @ my jugular every morning shaving & never just push
Why does everyone w/ shitty credit think they can get 0 percent?
Why do i have gray hair @ 24 years old?
Why am i not allowed to bang other girls?
Why does everyone in both family's push marrage. its only been 7 1/2 years!!
How come when your in a hurry, you take the messiest pasty dump ever
How come No matter how many times you wipe, or how much toilet paper you use. later in the day you are making *** gravy.
Why do i have these puss filled bumps on my *****? Was that homless lady really that dirty?
Why does prozak get all the under aged chicks. Dammit i wanna bang one.
Why don't I sell drugs? They make so much more money than my legit job. god i hate selling cars
Why Do i still live in new england? Florida is still 80 degree's!
Why do i have a giant grape on my corn hole?
Why am I not famous yet?
Why am I still thinking of "why is it" idea's.........
02-26-2004, 09:34 PM
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Re: "WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
Why is it everytime I go to work all the punk *** high schoolers are jackin around like there's nothing to be done?
Why don't I just write their asses up? hmm idea for tonight!!
Why don't I just write their asses up? hmm idea for tonight!!
02-27-2004, 10:21 AM
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Re: "WHY IS IT? "(wednesdays)
Why is the coutry run by bible thumpers? I dont even know anyone who still goes to church.
Why do girls always laugh at my batman underpants?
Why do they make batman underpants in adult szes?
Why do girls always laugh at my batman underpants?
Why do they make batman underpants in adult szes?
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