Dude im puttin around on AOL one day cuz im a loser and this kid is talkin bout oh im so nasty on my street bikes n **** and like i lived in california for a while and hes a model and is the lead bouncer at the roxy in boston and blah blah so im like oh what can u do on ur bike and he was like you name it i can do it...and i was like do u ride with n e one and he was like ya check out our website and i was like ok and he send me a link to www.recklessmethods.com...and i was like yo i ride my quad down at UPS with them sometimes...and he was like oh hey im swank....make a long story short...this kid is definately NOT swank....so swank if u read this bro...ill be more than glad to find out who this joker is and settle his problem with you cuz he was drivin me nuts all nite tonite.....im really goin to the roxy tonite and im gonna ask for him and serve it up in his face brass knuckle style biattttch....just thought u people might get a kick out of that

 

i highly doubt it is swank cause he works at his dads truck place or something. that is some funn **** though. hurry up and beat his *** already for **** sake

 

dude im gonna tonite if he really works at the roxy im gonna ask for him at the door and im gonna come with a flyin right kid BLAMMMMMMM blow out this kids nose one shot

 

Punch me in the face too, i'm sure i deserve it!

 

hahahaha no way dude u seem cool....i just hate this imposter

 

that guy isn't swank because I'm swank.

 

swank a bouncer.. this kid obviously didnt research the role before he started the lie

 

lol that kid is a tool anyone that has aol should bust his ***** his sn is get this... prettywhiteboy7 hahahaha

 

i just IMed him and...

turbo tecnica: hey is this swank from reckless methods
PrEtTyWhItEbOy7: ??
turbo tecnica: one of my friends said this is sawnk
turbo tecnica: swank
turbo tecnica: you ride
turbo tecnica: right?
PrEtTyWhItEbOy7: HUH?
PrEtTyWhItEbOy7: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT BRO
turbo tecnica: do you ride
PrEtTyWhItEbOy7: RIDE...?


what a **** helmet


alex

 

PrEtTyWhItEbOy7: THAT KID JAYS FRIEND IS A MESS

 

NO, IM SWANK

 

would the real swank please stand up

 

Actually I'm Swank. Now STFU - all of yous.

 

It's na be funny when you clock a bouncer and it turns out he lied about being a bouncer too. Then you get to have a huge pissed of guy on your hands.

 

swank's 6 foot, 130 lbs.

makings for a killer bouncer

 

unless you bouncing at one of tonys all midget/underage partys

 

that kid said he is boys with tony too...i dont know who tony is but he said he is boys with tony...i think this kid made up a fake life after reading the RM website....u guys should be proud...u have kids wanting to be you

 

thats awesome. i want someone to pretend thier me now.


"im a fat, under paid alcholic car salesman. who wants to be me"

 

subtract car salesman ... add druggie clubbhead ... then i am you

 

oh and i forgot loser thanks