He strikes again.

Since sunday, my little pug Charlie has been sick. we took him to the vet today. The vet was examing him, and said his stomach was very hard and sensative. So they X ray him & see something in his stomach & have to give him a rectal exam. Poor dog.

So she sticks her finger up the dogs crapper, & says "this dont feel right". Out she pulls a poop covered pair of Mels Thongs. It couldn't crap them out.

Dog was howlin as she was pullin them out, i bet that hurt like hell!!!

he's all smiles now, waiting to eat another pair.

 

you should ween him off of real thongs with chocolate in the shape of a thong. or get the thong-patch or thong-gum

 

 

nic-a-thong patches.

 

Jay, for the health of your dog STOP leaving your thongs on the floor! Place them in the laundry basket.

That said..... there must be something on those thongs he wants to eat!

 

Funny, the cute little guy slept at my feet for hours this morning and didn't mention a thong in his butt.

Jay, tell Charley to wear the thong on the outside not the inside!!

 

DUDE MY DOG (PIT BULL )GOT A T-SHIRT AND DIDN'T eat OR **** FOR TWO DAYS WENT TO THE VETS THEN COST ME $900 bang see ya WHAT NO PIC, JAY

 

this was only 118 bucks @ the vet. wasn't bad

 

Hmmmmm.... so were they covered in Mel's poop or the dog's??

 

maybe he got scared and sucked them up his ***. i think they dress up like you guys while you arent home. you guys almost caught him, he got nervous, and the rest happened at the vet

 

tell mel she's only allowed to wear eatable panties from now on.

 

That's correct. The new rule at the Carnes/Menton household is that the pugs are only allowed to wear edible underoos!

 

 

so did ya just throw the thong back in the wash for later use???

 

i would take a rusty *** nail and pin that **** up in the office of east coast. nothing sells used cars/trucks like a stinky pile of **** on thongs stuck too the wall

 

just cover them in vick's vapo-rub and cayenne pepper. It stopped my dog from chewing on the plants. Might be kind of funny for your old-lady, too

 

That, and never using the right bolt size or washer sells cars like it's cool.

 

Wait! What i wanna know is, how her thongs are just laying all around the house everywhere. or is this dog that smart that he is opening draws and pulling them out?

 

i told you already. the dogs dress up like mel and jay while they are at work.