Keep in mind these are jokes.. and feel free to **** with me back




Yo, yo.

We got brad tryin to kill **** on his f4I
But the only sucka hes even close to is that ****** Si
Straight gorrila smashin bike and killin the subframe
They ride bikes like they get girls no ****in game.
Got no money, no job, nothing at rockland trust
Just a gay *** tattoo? some face and and some Crust
No one likes that ***** that fat dumb kid kornhole..
We just keep him around in hopes to eventually hit his sisters *******

Lets get back to nick.. that kid who can hold his beer
Wakes up puking in the middle of the hotel and takes a **** on his own gear
Im runnin outta time like im runnin outta ryme
Ill be back to write another verse..
But not so easy next time ur leaving in a hurst

 

THATS GREAT!

 

oh no tony plz no more

 

go whiteboy, go whiteboy go!

 

yo . yo

Ok thats it
you stupid little midget with nub dick
you better step up fast
cause yo gonna get knocked down real quick
all this hating just cause ****ed your chick
oh wait a minute
your just pissed cause she let me hit it
well hows my dick taste on her lips
probally taste like corn cause I also made her eat my ****!
whats all this talk about a caveman
you ain't so happy when I wheelie by with no hands.
so I' m out that's all,
try to keep up,
I know its hard cause your so ****ing small.


Misled Youth represent nukka

 

All this **** talkin' from the new comma'
tail between ya legs, runnin' to his momma'
Broke 3 subframes, u'll prob break 3 more
as gentle on the brake as a elephent in a china store
Ridin' style looks like a special olympics event
Im like super man nukka, you can call me Mr. Kent
Finish this rhyme with a big F YOU
Oh, forgot to tell ya. Nick - you out the crew!

 

Dont get me started on Korno the great
Ive got a pic of his sister i use to masterbate
so young, so fine like an Olson Twin
I'd tear that thing up, and blast a load on her chin
Don't get mad when you see my truck in the street
In your room, on your bed w/ her beatin' my meat
its not illegal if she goes down south
The hell did you just say? You got marbles in your mouth?
Holes in your ears the size of a 1/2 dolla
tell ur sister i was askin bout her & to HOLLA!
You stole Jennie, you knew she was my girl ya hear me?
Tell ur mom to call me, might as well bang the family

:YEAH

 

this **** is over

me and si new comers to the game
blew past RM kuz there skillz r lame
u keep us around kuz u want us in ur crew
but bitches we sticken to MISLED YOUTH
ur all runnin ur mouths like we got no game
dont be hatin all ur girls r givin us brains
so for ****** riding to get the fame
to misled youth its just a game

MISLED YOUTH-------> <-------RM

 

don't hate cuase my riding skills are heaven sent
just eat a dick or get bent
I'll beat you no hands or sitting on the tank
with skillz like these yo'll call me little swank
now for 1000cece you ****ing alcoholic
smart move. do four years then drop out of college.
as for korno sister' yo'll know she's my prize
I told you when I'm done - you could smell my fingers guys!


Misled Youth biaotch

 

1000CECE U COULDNT GET MY SISTA OR MY MOTHA
UR BETTER OFF TRYING TO GET WITH MY LITTLE BROTHA
RUNNING UR MOUTH LIKE MY SISTA GAVE U BRAINS
SHE TOLD ME SUCKING UR DICK AND FLOSSIN IS ALL THE SAME
TELLIN ME I STOLE JENNIE BUT SHE WAS RUNNIN A STRAY
SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO FEEL SOMETHIN WHEN SHE PLAYS
BUT DOG U GOT A WIFE AT HOME SITTIN WONDERING IF U CARE
MY BOY SI`S ****ING HER IN HER FAT REAR
YOU COME OFF LIKE YOU GOT GAME
BUT FOOL U BEEN RIDING 2 YEARS AND UR STOPPIES R LAME
WHY U COMIN AT MISLED YOUTH WITH ALL THESE BOUTS
I DIDNT GO THROUGH 4 YEARS OF COLLEGE JUST TO DROP OUT
SO 1000CECE WHY DONT YOU STICK TO SELLIN CARS
BECAUSE WHEN WE R DONE WITH U BOSTON BEAT DOWN WILL MAKE U A STAR

 

Now that is a sweet ****ing line.. LOL PROPS!!!!!!

 

YO FOOL DONT TRY TO GET ON OUR GOOD SIDE
JUST KUZ UR SKILLZ SUCK AND WE KNOW HOW TO RIDE
SHOUTING OUT NICE LINE HERES SOME PROPS
HOW ABOUT I SLAP UR MIDGET *** AND JILL CAN WATCH
BOY WHEN WE SEE U U BETTER DUCK AND HIDE
BEKUZ WE WILL STOMP U SENESLESS WITH ALL OUR PRIDE

 

hi i'm a white boy,
a straight ****ing gimp,
paid for a fifty
and got a permanent limp
probably be ****ed
for the rest of my life
driving my truck
and beating my wife

 

I THINK HE JUST WON THIS CONTEST

 

yeah lets give it up to the gimp for playing

 

that was fuggin pimp ish yo
hes a ****in gimp yo
jay put shirts on pugz yo
and the rest all **** the same ho


**** i lost my train of though. lmfao

 

that was HORRIBLE please don't ever do that again

 

stfu you gorrila bastard

 

Korno, I admit those rhymes were pretty Good
But its time to put you back in your place like I should
Get it right, this is my 1st year ridin'
I roll down UPS, Misled Youth goes hidin'
Come on down, I'll show you a trick or two
You might be busy eatin' the corn out my Poo
U'd be nothin @ ridin' if it wasn't for Reckless *****
But you still come in here talkin ****, go figure
Its late, work sucks and i need a cold bud light
Keep em away from -si <== that ***** be lookin for a fight

 

Hope yall don't mind if I get up in this,
I have ya jaw hurtin like you just left the dentist.
I don't need to diss to come with sick rhymes,
I just wanna get the party up like hightimes.
Stunt life freestyle,
Yall make me smile.
Hop on the gixxer six and get buck wild.
And don't front it,
you love the six hundred.
Go out and film,
Come home, and get blunted.
Then hop out the basement,
Cops take my statement,
Hell naw those marks ain't mine on the pavement.
From Northen Cali,
Down to the valley,
From the Bay to Vegas,
Stunt life is full of playas,
We ballin' in the Major leagues,
You can't fade us...