Moto girl... ive know you for a long time now..

i would like to bang u for the rest of my life...

and stuff...

so heres my gift from me to you...

ive been saving up for it for a long time..

WILL YOU MARRY ME ?

 

I don't know you or anything, but with a ring like that,,,I'll let ya bang me if ya want

 

Come on.. picture this..



us snowboarding off into the sunset..

 

I had something in mind more along the lines of this....


So you better keep saving, let me know what you think sweetie.

 

girls are all the same.. all they want is money...

u cant even eat that ring... what the hell is the purpose ?

 

I was trying to take it easy on you... this is really the ring of my dreams... but I know I could never really have this.

 

that quote is classic

 

DeBeers diamond company sucks!!!
It is just another ploy to get men to break down and buy a freakin' shiny ring. So a girl can slip it into a conversation, or discuss it while you are watching a ballgame on TV.
All she has to do is mention DeBeers, and you're like - "Sure honey, great. Sounds like a wonderful idea! I can't wait!"

Next thing you know, you're shopping for a freakin' diamond ring. And you are dumbfounded, thinking back to when you were on the couch and you thought your girl offered to bring you more beers. And the salesman looks at you.... and he just laughs... and says "Still waiting for your Bud Lights?"


It is for this reason that I think that DeBeers Diamonds should be forced to change their name. Maybe something like DeKickindanuts orrrrrr DeRootcanal. Something that sounds painful... not something that reminds us of our beloved beer. I bet the divorce rate in this country would decrease by at least 10% once this change is instituted.

So - who is with me?!?!

 

Very Funny Chris! You're too much! Love your guts~~

 

 

 

Thanks for letting me in on that Jay.... all this time I've been doing that stuff for nothing. hmmmm

JUST KIDDING

 

Amy... did you hear that... we've been creating all this work... for ourselves... when really we should get a big ol' diamond first. hmmmm We will have to remember that

 

WHOA!!!! guess I won't be getting a ring then huh??

bah well.... guess I'll just get myself DeBeers and watch the game!!!

 

ohh... hi there hunny. I didn't know you still read this forum.

Well, I'm just glad that I found a girl who doesn't care about all that bling-bling crap. But please do remember to bring me da beers when you go to the fridge and all will be well.

 

DeRootCanal's!


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

 

Jay H. u are soooooooooo bad well if thats all it takes then ..............

WHERE THE HELL IS MY RING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol IAM JK

 

I think he accidently gave your ring to me.. oooops Its really nice you would have liked it.


I was like In SHOCK!!!


Love ya JAY...

 

Oh God...my side hurts from Laughin'

 

Do I need to put up road blocks or what? Prozak is MINE and MINE ONLY. His peepee is for me me. BACK OFF!!