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Old May 14, 2003 | 11:14 AM
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Talking Ive decided to get a mail away bride

Yep.. im gonna order one up.. next week probly

i found the small model one from asia...
got her some aftermaket parts on the way..


i found 3 great things about mail away brides

1. you can order them based on how they look naked
2. them 3rd world country ones love to clean and slave
3. you cant argue with some one who doesnt speak english..

HAHAHA whos with me ?
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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only down fall is that you usually get the whole family with them. my buddy was gonna marry a mexican stripper when he was drunk then she brought up the fact that her family goes is she goes.

but hey, like you said, she can't argue with ya
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:18 AM
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i want one of them Russian hizzo's. Some of 'em are pretty hot
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:22 AM
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Originally posted by DjUltimate
i want one of them Russian hizzo's. Some of 'em are pretty hot
hell yea.. haha how much they go for ?? HAHAHA


do u pay by how hot they are ??

i want the one with the D *****.. but the lighter frame..

oh thats gonna be an additional price because of the extra CeeCee's in the chest.. and the lighter material frame...


and shes gotta be 5'2..
ok you need to buy a lowernig kid.. more money.. LOL
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:39 AM
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thats a damn fine idea. But, i'd order a few at a time to test em out in person. Deport the ones who don't make the grade.

Or just have a few for some variety. Maybe alittle russian spice on mondays, fridays a smolian.

Like you said - comming from someone used to drinking out of the same lake you just saw ur brother take a **** in - they have no reason to bitch at you.

Im gonna go search ebay for a bride. brb
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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all they are used for is makin babies.. and being slaves and being beaten...


id be nice to her.. buy her slutty clothes,take her out and get her drunk... bang her like 6 times a day.. all she would have to do is clean and give a good BJ..

HAHAHAHAHA


she would love her life and so would i
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:43 AM
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just thought of another thing.

a bitch that can't speak english - can't call the cops on you. Domestic abuse what? WHACK!

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Old May 14, 2003 | 11:45 AM
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thanks.. let the research begin.. HAHAHA


i know they would love thier life..

non of them have ever had oral pleasure.. HAHAHA

tizone is the box masta HAHAHAHA
Old May 14, 2003 | 11:49 AM
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damn, it aint cheap!

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Old May 14, 2003 | 11:51 AM
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this is great! im gonna buy someone.



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Old May 14, 2003 | 11:57 AM
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She'd have to get some tatoo's of course:
Old May 14, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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look, level of english - NONE. she's a keeper


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Old May 14, 2003 | 12:06 PM
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damn dood sign me up!! i found this one
Old May 14, 2003 | 12:11 PM
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hehehe.. damn.. im gonna be lookin all day
Old May 14, 2003 | 12:19 PM
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Alright.. im gettin pissed..


all the big boobed ones are sold out.. WTF


damnit.. they on back order and ****..
Old May 14, 2003 | 12:35 PM
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Me so horney, me luv u long time.

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Old May 14, 2003 | 01:03 PM
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This one is perfect for you.....

She's asian, has *****, you've seen her naked, and I don't think she'll argue with ya.

LMAO!!



Old May 14, 2003 | 01:05 PM
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yea shes cool and all but what fun is a dead lay..

and what fun is it if i cant take her out get her shitfaced and make her do stupid things... HAHAHA
Old May 14, 2003 | 01:08 PM
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yeah. Imagine effin a doll? Not right.


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