I just got laid..
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That was mad embarrassing. I was talking to this cute girl that sits near me in my office and started laughing at something at something and a really loud fart came out.
Last edited by Tone The Natural; Dec 9, 2009 at 04:16 PM.
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Jim had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party? Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
'Great', says Jim, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'..'
'Not a problem' says Jim. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there.
Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'?
'Now that's really not a problem' says Jim, warming to the idea.
'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party? Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
'Great', says Jim, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'..'
'Not a problem' says Jim. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there.
Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'?
'Now that's really not a problem' says Jim, warming to the idea.
'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'







Be sure to ask santa for the pajamas with the feet